Laughed out loud. Sorry if the irreverence offends anyone.
This artist seems to like it when Batman kisses Robin, and the moonbathing vampire? Keen.
And boys -- let's watch the swearing.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Katerina Bee - Dec 09, 2009 4:17:38 pm PST #2884 of 30000
Herding cats for fun
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:43:15 pm PST #2885 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I have a co-worker to whom I have to explain every year that yes, being Jewish means we don't celebrate Christmas at all. No, not even for Dylan's sake. What with him also ...being Jewish.
She means well, but dude, you live in NEW YORK FREAKING CITY. THERE ARE KIND OF A LOT OF JEWS HERE. It's not like non-celebration of Christmas is a rare thing!
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 4:45:57 pm PST #2886 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Not even a tree for him to open his present under? Jesus, Jessica. Won't you think of the children?
Lee - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:30 pm PST #2887 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:47 pm PST #2888 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Yep. I'm the worst Mommy ever.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Floodlights on the roof. Like the Bat signal but with reindeer.
Atropa - Dec 09, 2009 4:52:25 pm PST #2889 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Look, as long as Krampus can find them, everything is fine.
Strix - Dec 09, 2009 4:54:32 pm PST #2890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Batman is Jewish!
(no, really, i read it on the internet!)
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:01:55 pm PST #2891 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Not even a tree for him to open his present under?
Now, look, you may be Jewish (so you say; I mean, you're on the Internet, so you could be ANYBODY, even an elderly Dutch woman...what? we've met in person? quiet, you!), but I think *I* know that it's impossible for a little Jewish boy to spin his dreidel if he doesn't have a Nativity scene to spin it in!
I saw it on TV so it must be true. The TV would NEVER lie to me.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:03:06 pm PST #2892 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's like you don't even BELIEVE in Jesus, Jessica. And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:04:25 pm PST #2893 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Over his dreidel.