I prefer Freak-Arse Church, myself.
Next you'll be telling us you support the People's Front of Judea.
I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?
Book ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Dec 09, 2009 4:07:22 pm PST #2882 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Strix - Dec 09, 2009 4:14:35 pm PST #2883 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Christmas is Christian. The Christians ganked a shitload of stuff from pagans and Mithraites, but it's Christian.
My holiday cards are blue and have owls on them. My boyfriend's son is half-Jewish, and BF is an atheist and I am agnostic. I like the season, but attach no real meaning to it; I have a lot of sense-memory attached to it, because I grew up nominally Christian in the American midwest.
My family doesn't go to church -- mom is Christian, dad hates god, and retail work has sucked away my sister's holiday soul.
Basically, the holiday season mean this: food. Christmas, to me, is baking ham, pumpkin and cinnamon in cookies, wood smoke, my mom's fudge. The sharp cold night air. The smell of coffee and cinnamon rolls early on December 25th.
I am excited to have a 7 year old around for the holidays this year. He gets Hannukah and Xmas, and I think holidays are more exciting when you can view them a little through the lens of childhood. My most vivid memories of Christmas in childhood don't revolve around religion, but around tracking Rudolph, stretching up to ring the mistletoe winchime in the arch leading from my grandmother's living room to the dining room and tiptoeing around with my sister at 5 a.m. on Xmas morning, making large cups of coffee for my parents and sharing a blanket on the couch and watching our Scottie dog race around in the pile of wrapping paper.
Katerina Bee - Dec 09, 2009 4:17:38 pm PST #2884 of 30000
Herding cats for fun
Laughed out loud. Sorry if the irreverence offends anyone.
This artist seems to like it when Batman kisses Robin, and the moonbathing vampire? Keen.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:43:15 pm PST #2885 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I have a co-worker to whom I have to explain every year that yes, being Jewish means we don't celebrate Christmas at all. No, not even for Dylan's sake. What with him also ...being Jewish.
She means well, but dude, you live in NEW YORK FREAKING CITY. THERE ARE KIND OF A LOT OF JEWS HERE. It's not like non-celebration of Christmas is a rare thing!
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 4:45:57 pm PST #2886 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Not even a tree for him to open his present under? Jesus, Jessica. Won't you think of the children?
Lee - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:30 pm PST #2887 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:47 pm PST #2888 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Yep. I'm the worst Mommy ever.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Floodlights on the roof. Like the Bat signal but with reindeer.
Atropa - Dec 09, 2009 4:52:25 pm PST #2889 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Look, as long as Krampus can find them, everything is fine.
Strix - Dec 09, 2009 4:54:32 pm PST #2890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Batman is Jewish!
(no, really, i read it on the internet!)
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:01:55 pm PST #2891 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Not even a tree for him to open his present under?
Now, look, you may be Jewish (so you say; I mean, you're on the Internet, so you could be ANYBODY, even an elderly Dutch woman...what? we've met in person? quiet, you!), but I think *I* know that it's impossible for a little Jewish boy to spin his dreidel if he doesn't have a Nativity scene to spin it in!
I saw it on TV so it must be true. The TV would NEVER lie to me.