Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 07, 2010 3:39:53 pm PDT #27913 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Grrr.

Last month, my sister's phone was stolen. So I sent her a check to buy a new phone, but by the time she got it, my parents had already bought her a new phone for less than what I had sent her. She was so happy she had gotten mail from me that she didn't care about the check. She wasn't even going to cash it; she was just going to keep it in a scrapbook or something as a memento of brotherly love.

Since she had no intention of cashing it, I incorporated that money back into my budget and spent it accordingly.

A few days ago my mom cashed the check against my sister's wishes.

My mother, ladies and gentlemen.


WindSparrow - Aug 07, 2010 4:37:44 pm PDT #27914 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Passes the whiskey bottle to P-C.


sj - Aug 07, 2010 5:21:25 pm PDT #27915 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Passes cupcake to P-C

We had a great day in the Cape. Tea shop, yummy dinner, and a cupcake store, where we bought the yummiest cupcakes ever. Totally worth all the stop and go traffic we drove through to get here.


Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2010 5:50:26 pm PDT #27916 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So. I am at at a rock and roll themed party (thus asking about a costume in music). They asked for a band name for Rock Band. Guess what I threw out and got chosen.

That's right.

Cuntyballs.


DavidS - Aug 07, 2010 5:55:03 pm PDT #27917 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sweet cuntyballs!

Who did you dress as?


Spidra Webster - Aug 07, 2010 5:55:42 pm PDT #27918 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

HAR!


Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2010 6:04:42 pm PDT #27919 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Random rockabilly girl. In a pinch I would say Kim Lenz. I should have dressed Oz as a jaguar.


DavidS - Aug 07, 2010 6:44:55 pm PDT #27920 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I should have dressed Oz as a jaguar.

Totes! Though Kim Lenz is also a cool choice.


omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2010 7:15:19 pm PDT #27921 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Working another ballet show this weekend. While it's not bad... It's not good either. The ballet school show a few week back was much better. And better run. Funny thing being, this is a "professional" dance company.


WindSparrow - Aug 07, 2010 7:20:32 pm PDT #27922 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That's sad, Omnis.