I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 07, 2010 1:33:24 pm PDT #27903 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

When it comes to sexy pictures of exes I think the polite thing to do would be to send them to your ex.

There's a very strong possibility she'll be at the visitation Monday night. So I guess we could bring the CDs to the funeral home....


Laga - Aug 07, 2010 1:35:37 pm PDT #27904 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm not sure I would want to be handed naked pictures of myself at a funeral home. Even if they're on a disc... it would depend on what kind of relationship I had with the person who was giving them to me.


Steph L. - Aug 07, 2010 1:48:36 pm PDT #27905 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm not sure I would want to be handed naked pictures of myself at a funeral home. Even if they're on a disc... it would depend on what kind of relationship I had with the person who was giving them to me.

Yeah, that's why I was joking. I'm not actually that much of an inappropriate tacky bitch.

Related to ADD/ADHD: Old Spice Meets ADHD. Seriously, it is fucking HILARIOUS.


Laga - Aug 07, 2010 1:49:26 pm PDT #27906 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sometimes my irony detector is faulty. Sorry. And now I've misused irony. gads.


beth b - Aug 07, 2010 1:58:30 pm PDT #27907 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I maintain there's a time limit on how long random objects retain their discrete object-hood when resting on a horizontal surface. That limit's expiration results in the object becoming part of the horizontal surface and no longer visible as a separate object.

That is probably the truest thing I have ever read


Laga - Aug 07, 2010 2:01:36 pm PDT #27908 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Like that time I overlooked the porno mag on the toilet tank when I cleaned up before my dad came over.


Strix - Aug 07, 2010 2:07:27 pm PDT #27909 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

This is where I pimp for writing cred references for freelance work....

(Only kinda joking...)


omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2010 2:32:15 pm PDT #27910 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am very guilty of objects blending with surface they are on. I know where to look for said object, but it might be several layers deep. Since my move to TX, I am a lot better. Mom is 100x worse than me. When I was at my worst.

When in purge mode, I follow the maxim "when in doubt, throw it out"! Trying to teach mom that.

My father has a system. It involves shifting of piles. If he hasn't used it in awhile, it goes to the attic. If it's been in the attic for awhile, it goes to the curb. I can't recall if the period is one year or two. Or maybe one year to the actic, two years in the attic, then to the curb. Either way, a plan.

Books I save. It took a lot of pondering to chuck the magazines. Moving helps. Is it worth $1/lb? No?chuck it.


Liese S. - Aug 07, 2010 2:59:12 pm PDT #27911 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. This conversation is apropos as I am posting in taking a break between cleaning all the things. Guests on Sunday. Seems to be the only time I can be arsed to deep clean. But it's also a beautiful rainy day, so we have the windows all flung open and airing the house out and it's just great.


Cass - Aug 07, 2010 3:02:13 pm PDT #27912 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, desert rain... I am envious. It's the most amazing smell.