HAR!
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Spidra Webster - Aug 07, 2010 5:55:42 pm PDT #27918 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Daisy Jane - Aug 07, 2010 6:04:42 pm PDT #27919 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Random rockabilly girl. In a pinch I would say Kim Lenz. I should have dressed Oz as a jaguar.
DavidS - Aug 07, 2010 6:44:55 pm PDT #27920 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I should have dressed Oz as a jaguar.
Totes! Though Kim Lenz is also a cool choice.
omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2010 7:15:19 pm PDT #27921 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Working another ballet show this weekend. While it's not bad... It's not good either. The ballet school show a few week back was much better. And better run. Funny thing being, this is a "professional" dance company.
WindSparrow - Aug 07, 2010 7:20:32 pm PDT #27922 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
That's sad, Omnis.
omnis_audis - Aug 07, 2010 9:56:32 pm PDT #27923 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
What's even sadder? We ran the show tonight. It didn't run bad, but it wasn't smooth. At the end, there are a series of songs strung together. On the *handwritten sheet*, they were written to be one long cue. Then, all of a sudden stage manager panics as the third song (of five) starts "Pause! Pause the music!!" (I pause). At the end, she was like "we talked about this earlier"
Yes, you said you will call the first Zep song, and Kashmir [the fifth song], the rest are auto-follow.
"Right, but they have to pause".
Um, then it's a called cue, and not an auto-follow.
Then the director complains that the aerialist cues were too quiet. I say That is the level we set during rehearsal.
"I didn't know I was signing off on levels"
Honey, I told you flat out, I've never worked with aerialists. I have no clue if they need the music louder, because they are off the deck, or quieter so they can communicate to each other, or what, that is why I said, YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!
"Oh, well, I thought you'd just turn it up".
Well, maybe if you didn't burn all your rehearsal time with focus notes, because you refused to send a tech rider before your arrival, or have your lighting designer look at the rep plot, maybe we could have done a proper run during the rehearsal block! (didn't say that, but wanted to). Grrr.
I'm fine if I fuck up. I'll kick myself all night, and make sure it doesn't happen again. But when *YOU* fuck up, and then chew me out for it! That's bullshit! Grrr. It really steams my collar.
So much so, I've poured myself a drink when I got home. I never drink alone. Grrrrr.
I'll be all right. I got the Yankee/BoSox game recorded. A nice rum n coke. And I'll chill, and let it go. And do the show tomorrow, and slam the door on their asses as they head back to LA on load out.
Jars - Aug 08, 2010 2:22:40 am PDT #27924 of 30000
That's right.
Cuntyballs.
Ha! Excellent. It'll have a life of its own soon.
DCJensen - Aug 08, 2010 5:56:12 am PDT #27925 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Woah o_a, the director sounds like a real asshat.
omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2010 12:58:12 pm PDT #27926 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Maybe even a cuntyball!
omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2010 1:31:24 pm PDT #27927 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Y'all are really quiet. Not fair. Show is boring. Need entertainment.