I use "fucksticks" when truly vexed.

"H-E-Double-Fucksticks!"

Yeah, that could work.

It's nice to see a lot of the same monkey/weasel logic being applied and cuntyballs amuses me.

I do tip the housekeeper, it just seems that most people don't, and I think they should. (I'm referring to the maid who cleans my hotel room as the housekeeper.) I don't tip my own lawn guy because I'm PAYING him. I'm just not understanding how we as a society decide who should be tipped and who doesn't need to be. And I agree that it would be better all round if people got paid a decent wage instead of having to rely on the whims of customers for a substantial portion of their income. The idea, of course, is that good service will always = good tips, but in RL it doesn't work that way.

I agree with Zenkitty that it's random. I worked all sorts of low-paid food service and retail jobs (including minimum wage jobs). I always gave good service. I wasn't tipped in any of those jobs.

He told me nobody EVER tips the housekeepers.

I tip the hotel housekeepers. ($2-3 bucks a day)

Okay, gotcha. I thought tipping the housekeeper was fairly well established. The lawn guy I think of as someone like the dorrman, who gets tipped around the holidays but not on a time by time basis.

Now I'm reminded of a time when I left $50 on the counter for my dad - disremember why he was coming by - and the dog walker took it.

(Totally fair assumption for her to make that it was for her, to be clear. I'd forgotten she was coming on a different day that week and it was right before the holidays. Was just a wee bit more than I'd anticipated giving her at the time.)

Today I was super relieved that I had a couple bucks to tip the guy who washed my hair at the hair salon (not the same guy who cut my hair.)

Man, I would pay just for that to be done a couple times a week. I looooooove getting my hair shampooed professionally.

I tip the hotel housekeepers. ($2-3 bucks a day)

I've heard $3-$5, but is that per person if there are multiple people in the room?

Oh man, have I not been adjusting for inflation? Ah well. I tend, more often than not, to round up at the end anyway.

But what about the places where you order at the counter and they bring it to you?

I don't tip them, nor do I tip when I pick up carryout food.

pizza delivery.

I tip basically 20% on that.

Ugg. I agree with Spidra, just pay everyone a fair wage so the price is the price.

This, definitely.

I tip the hotel housekeepers. ($2-3 bucks a day)

I've heard $3-$5, but is that per person if there are multiple people in the room?

I think it's per room. But then, I would tip more if, say, there were more than 2 people sharing a room, because people are messy and chaotic.

I tip about $3-$5 for the hotel housekeeper, depending on what we have in our combined wallets. Last time we stayed in a hotel, between us we had a bunch of $20s, and only a couple of singles. Fortunately we also had a buck or two in quarters, and though I felt stupid leaving quarters as part of the tip, I figured they would rather have it in quarters than not at all.

I usually tip 15% for bad service at a restaurant, because I feel guilty tipping less. For good service I tip at 20% or just above. If I am at a breakfast place where my bill comes to $5, I still tip about $2 because I figure they're working hard and shouldn't be penalized just because the food they are serving is cheap. I never tip at the coffee shops in bookstores because I know they are making the same as the booksellers, and it doesn't seem fair that they should get tips and the booksellers don't.