You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2010 7:28:53 am PDT #27714 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 06, 2010 7:30:04 am PDT #27715 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Not only is it awesome to have landed a job at a great place, it is SO AWESOME to not be flat our rejected for a job. Man, it's been 4+ years since that happened, and I have applied for a LOT of jobs.
What a relief to have validation that I don't suck! (my previous job was not good for that.)
sj - Aug 06, 2010 7:32:13 am PDT #27716 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yay, Nora!!! I'm so happy for you!
Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 7:34:16 am PDT #27717 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Any curse that includes "weasel" is a favorite of mine as well, Hec.
Fuck bag is also a favorite.
Fred Pete - Aug 06, 2010 7:36:29 am PDT #27718 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, Nora!
Polter-Cow - Aug 06, 2010 7:39:49 am PDT #27719 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I say "monkey balls" a lot. Sometimes "fuckmonkeys."
Congrats, Nora!!
WindSparrow - Aug 06, 2010 7:41:56 am PDT #27720 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yay, Nora! You deserve to have a job you believe in and love!
Jars - Aug 06, 2010 7:42:12 am PDT #27721 of 30000
Nora that's awesome! Congratulations!
amych - Aug 06, 2010 7:47:42 am PDT #27722 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I tend to use "fucknuts" a lot lately, in both nominal and adjectival forms, or otherwise whenever the hell I feel like tossing it in.
Jars - Aug 06, 2010 7:50:26 am PDT #27723 of 30000
I tend to put 'balls' on the end of words. So, shitballs, fuckballs, nutballs, cuntyballs.
Also I tend to string together lots of expletives in one, such as shittycuntbollocks. Etc.
My mouth, she is not clean.