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DavidS - Aug 06, 2010 7:26:10 am PDT #27710 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do you think it was, when it was coined?

Probably not because the emphasis is on the "tard."

I think we need a rondelay of everybody's personalized expletives so we can increase our profane word power.

Here are some in my current repertoire:

Fuck weasel
Crap weasel
Weasel fucker (used exclusively for somebody who cuts me off in traffic, or commits some other driving idiocy.)
Weasel Enhancer (I had to come up with something for people who did me a kindness in traffic.)
Shit stick

Obviously I've been on a "weasel" kick of late, but it's a satisfying run-up to the harder anglo-saxon bombs.

Anybody else got anything more satisfying than the usual array of "cocksuckers" and "fuckwits"?

Nora Deirdre - Aug 06, 2010 7:26:30 am PDT #27711 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

(I named and linked the org in FB, but not here, just in case I end up bitching about work one day- WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???)

Sparky1 - Aug 06, 2010 7:26:46 am PDT #27712 of 30000

Librarian Warlord

YAY, Nora!

They are lucky to have you!

-t - Aug 06, 2010 7:28:22 am PDT #27713 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds great, Nora!

Tom Scola - Aug 06, 2010 7:28:53 am PDT #27714 of 30000

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You can always substitute "turd" for "tard".

Nora Deirdre - Aug 06, 2010 7:30:04 am PDT #27715 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Not only is it awesome to have landed a job at a great place, it is SO AWESOME to not be flat our rejected for a job. Man, it's been 4+ years since that happened, and I have applied for a LOT of jobs.

What a relief to have validation that I don't suck! (my previous job was not good for that.)

sj - Aug 06, 2010 7:32:13 am PDT #27716 of 30000

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Nora!!! I'm so happy for you!

Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 7:34:16 am PDT #27717 of 30000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Any curse that includes "weasel" is a favorite of mine as well, Hec.

Fuck bag is also a favorite.

Fred Pete - Aug 06, 2010 7:36:29 am PDT #27718 of 30000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay, Nora!

Polter-Cow - Aug 06, 2010 7:39:49 am PDT #27719 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I say "monkey balls" a lot. Sometimes "fuckmonkeys."

Congrats, Nora!!

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