lures Aims southwards
leers some more
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Aug 05, 2010 9:47:03 am PDT #27586 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shir - Aug 05, 2010 9:52:37 am PDT #27587 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
some of them are not just fine, but FINE
So is this future tourist. What can I say, boobs and hips are awesome (not to brag, so I'll just say a dear friend of mine claims that I've got the hips as a gift from God, and boobs for porn. In exchange, I claim for her discount card at a bra shop every now and then).
My God, it has been months since I last talked about boobs in Bitches. I was confused about why this feels so great and familiar for a second, then went nostalgic.
Shir - Aug 05, 2010 10:17:35 am PDT #27588 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I shushed les Bitches by talking about boobs? Really...? What happened in the two months I wasn't around?
(FTR: not really back yet. Optical illusion. Just needed to hide from articles).
tommyrot - Aug 05, 2010 10:18:41 am PDT #27589 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was gone to lunch. But I did think about boobs while I was away....
Shir - Aug 05, 2010 10:20:24 am PDT #27590 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Good. I was starting to get worried. From what I understood, boobs are inalienable assets of Bitches.
Scrappy - Aug 05, 2010 10:29:52 am PDT #27591 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Yes, darling Shir, yes they are.
Shir - Aug 05, 2010 10:38:52 am PDT #27592 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Yes, darling Shir, yes they are.
I just read it in Gollum's voice.
smonster - Aug 05, 2010 10:40:54 am PDT #27593 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
leers back at amych
So, just IMed with B, my long distance crush. He is moving to Cleveland! Boo! He doesn't want to, just needs a job. So I have two weeks to find him something in NOLA. This also means that he won't be able to join me for the Katrinaversary, as he'll be moving then. However, if Erin has her wedding celebration and I get out there for it, he may come back to be my date anyway. So, kind of yay?
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erikaj - Aug 05, 2010 10:51:19 am PDT #27594 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Dude, I so feel you on that. (Which might or might not be connected to the previous gropefest...I'll neither confirm nor deny.) Also, Emma Watson got a new short haircut and now she's hot. I must have missed some HPs because I was not prepared.
Steph L. - Aug 05, 2010 10:56:59 am PDT #27595 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You didn't even get a CARD, Teppy?
Oh, god no. I think they're too Christian to think that his mother's death "counts" as a grief-y thing for me, since after all we aren't married. One woman even said it must be hard for me to be "on the outside" during all this. So why would I be upset about Tim's mom dying? I don't have the decency to get married, so I must not have the decency to care about his mom.
[Note: I am making inferences in the last 2 sentences. However, one co-worker did actually make the "on the outside" comment, with a straight face.]
My mom said, "I don't care that you aren't married; she was your mother-in-law." Mom's actually the first one to say that, and it made me feel better, acknowledging the enormity of this loss.