I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2010 10:35:40 am PDT #27350 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So when my editor at the college textbook I'm writing a chapter for thanked me for being the only one of his sixty authors who always met deadlines and always followed formatting instructions he wasn't kidding?

I'm willing to bet large sums of money that he wasn't kidding.

I'll see those large sums of money and raise a sparklepony that he wasn't kidding.

I don't even know why we HAVE author guidelines.


Dana - Aug 03, 2010 10:38:24 am PDT #27351 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't even know why we HAVE author guidelines.

So that editors have something to point to and wail.


Sean K - Aug 03, 2010 10:40:45 am PDT #27352 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So that editors have something to point to and wail.

I was going to say, so that editors have something to hit writers in the head with.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2010 10:42:12 am PDT #27353 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I was going to say, so that editors have something to hit writers in the head with.

Sean wins!


sj - Aug 03, 2010 11:19:17 am PDT #27354 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Someone is practicing drums a couple of doors down in a garage with the door wide open. I may need an alibi.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2010 11:20:15 am PDT #27355 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I may need an alibi.

Also, make sure your flamethrower is fully-fueled before heading over....


Miracleman - Aug 03, 2010 11:21:54 am PDT #27356 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Work rant:

...

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...shit.


WindSparrow - Aug 03, 2010 11:24:07 am PDT #27357 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Why am I suddenly overcome with an urge to ask sj if my filing is done?

I mean, aside from the desire to live dangerously.


sj - Aug 03, 2010 11:30:41 am PDT #27358 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Why am I suddenly overcome with an urge to ask sj if my filing is done?

I would not hurt buffistas, especially when there are so many other worthy candidates in the world, like teenage neighbors for instance.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2010 11:34:33 am PDT #27359 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The conversation here is reminding me of work. Oh, thank you ever so much.

heh.

Oh, what it reminds me of is the fact that most fast food franchises have contract with sound system providers to also supply headsets. It's been an almost lock on for the Muzak corporation.

Despite the logic of this, stores keep on trying to call us, the register providers, for parts and troubleshooting.

"Hi, I'd like to order two headsets."

"Sorry, we do not provide headsets, perhaps you could try Musak?"

"oh, okay. How about headset batteries?"

"I think you really have to call Musak, we don't know what kind they are."

"I can open it up..."

"Sorry, really, there should be a number, call it."

t long sigh "Oh, Okay. But they don't answer the phone like you guys do."