The conversation here is reminding me of work. Oh, thank you ever so much.

heh.

Oh, what it reminds me of is the fact that most fast food franchises have contract with sound system providers to also supply headsets. It's been an almost lock on for the Muzak corporation.

Despite the logic of this, stores keep on trying to call us, the register providers, for parts and troubleshooting.

"Hi, I'd like to order two headsets."

"Sorry, we do not provide headsets, perhaps you could try Musak?"

"oh, okay. How about headset batteries?"

"I think you really have to call Musak, we don't know what kind they are."

"I can open it up..."

"Sorry, really, there should be a number, call it."

t long sigh "Oh, Okay. But they don't answer the phone like you guys do."

This is why Ari Gold is one of my favorites. Cause he just says "Sure...I'll get right on that. After I have needles inserted in my cock." Because we've all been there, right? Aside from not having a cock, in my case.

I think I'll go apply at the Halloween Superstore this afternoon.

I think I'll go apply at the Halloween Superstore this afternoon.

Yes, you should do that. And tell me if you get an employee discount.

Not so much a work rant, as a work boggle: wait, *I'M* the techy go-to person on the team? How the hell did that happen? And yes, I did ask my co-worker if they'd tried restarting their computer.

My other go to question for tech help.

"Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?"

wait, *I'M* the techy go-to person on the team? How the hell did that happen? And yes, I did ask my co-worker if they'd tried restarting their computer.

Heh. Yep, that happened to me when I started teaching. I arrived, all enthusiastic about virtual learning environments and electronic blackboards, in a department without a single computer on a single desk. (There were two in the coffee room. I didn't even get paid for the many, many hours I spent showing people how to find Google on them.)

Last I checked he was a member of b.org. How creepy is THAT?

I know your boss, and it's totally creepy is what it is. Plus, I think you should file a sexual harrassment suit against him for inappropriate touching.

Now I'm wondering what would happen if someone had a split personality and one personality sued another.

I have no office rant per se, but yesterday one of my work colleagues turned up in the exact same suit as me. Same brand, same line, same fabric. It's a total office faux pas. (This is the guy I had to stop from calling me billytea.)