I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2010 11:20:15 am PDT #27355 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I may need an alibi.

Also, make sure your flamethrower is fully-fueled before heading over....


Miracleman - Aug 03, 2010 11:21:54 am PDT #27356 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Work rant:

...

...

...shit.


WindSparrow - Aug 03, 2010 11:24:07 am PDT #27357 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Why am I suddenly overcome with an urge to ask sj if my filing is done?

I mean, aside from the desire to live dangerously.


sj - Aug 03, 2010 11:30:41 am PDT #27358 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Why am I suddenly overcome with an urge to ask sj if my filing is done?

I would not hurt buffistas, especially when there are so many other worthy candidates in the world, like teenage neighbors for instance.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2010 11:34:33 am PDT #27359 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

The conversation here is reminding me of work. Oh, thank you ever so much.

heh.

Oh, what it reminds me of is the fact that most fast food franchises have contract with sound system providers to also supply headsets. It's been an almost lock on for the Muzak corporation.

Despite the logic of this, stores keep on trying to call us, the register providers, for parts and troubleshooting.

"Hi, I'd like to order two headsets."

"Sorry, we do not provide headsets, perhaps you could try Musak?"

"oh, okay. How about headset batteries?"

"I think you really have to call Musak, we don't know what kind they are."

"I can open it up..."

"Sorry, really, there should be a number, call it."

t long sigh "Oh, Okay. But they don't answer the phone like you guys do."


erikaj - Aug 03, 2010 11:35:57 am PDT #27360 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

This is why Ari Gold is one of my favorites. Cause he just says "Sure...I'll get right on that. After I have needles inserted in my cock." Because we've all been there, right? Aside from not having a cock, in my case.


Laga - Aug 03, 2010 11:37:03 am PDT #27361 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think I'll go apply at the Halloween Superstore this afternoon.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2010 11:53:26 am PDT #27362 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I think I'll go apply at the Halloween Superstore this afternoon.

Yes, you should do that. And tell me if you get an employee discount.


Atropa - Aug 03, 2010 12:13:11 pm PDT #27363 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Not so much a work rant, as a work boggle: wait, *I'M* the techy go-to person on the team? How the hell did that happen? And yes, I did ask my co-worker if they'd tried restarting their computer.


NoiseDesign - Aug 03, 2010 12:22:05 pm PDT #27364 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

My other go to question for tech help.

"Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?"