When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


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Cass - Jul 29, 2010 3:21:58 pm PDT #26933 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Plus what Scrappy said.

The important thing is that YOU be there, and you can bring anyone you want, like your mom or George Clooney.

Not to devalue The Boy who I totally dig without ever having met him, but bring George Clooney. He'd be an awesome wedding date.


meara - Jul 29, 2010 3:23:11 pm PDT #26934 of 30000

So, the plan is for the sister to decline, him to accept with guest, he won't go, and the sister shows up in his place

Er, what? Does the sister have someone she wanted to bring and can't? Otherwise, just...don't go?

I'd probably have been all "OMG I don't know The Boy's last name!...Facebook to the rescue" or somesuch. But I also don't know that I would've cared that much about "and Guest", or necessarily done anything, since I'd just have assumed you knew and I knew that you were bringing him. ...one more reason I am not yet getting married. Along with the whole "i have no Guest". :)


NoiseDesign - Jul 29, 2010 3:24:22 pm PDT #26935 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I wanted to just send out Evites for our reception.


Vortex - Jul 29, 2010 3:32:23 pm PDT #26936 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Er, what? Does the sister have someone she wanted to bring and can't? Otherwise, just...don't go?

Apparently, the sister has a boyfriend that she wanted to bring. I am presuming that M (my friend) got a guest because he's been with his boyfriend for 7 years and they live together.

For my theoretical wedding, I will be sending fancy invites (I love stationery) and I will be contacting people for names if I don't already know them.


Strix - Jul 29, 2010 3:52:12 pm PDT #26937 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I will be inviting family members to bring their kids, and I am just going to have casual invites that ask people to indicate how many people they are bringing and how many are kids. (So I'll have a good idea of how much of the yard to devote to kid-friendly activities and dossing down of sleepy younguns later in the evening.)

They will be addressed to (all adult's names) and family.

But this is a very casual late summer backyard reception, so...basically, if D can't be arsed to provide the info for his side of the family, it will be to The -------- Family.

And he's damned well gonna address his family's invites.


erikaj - Jul 29, 2010 4:39:09 pm PDT #26938 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I would have sent it to Steph and Tim. Also, I like velveeta shells and cheese best(although I'm not picky about it.)


smonster - Jul 29, 2010 5:03:16 pm PDT #26939 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Totally bringing Clooney to every wedding from here on out.


Laura - Jul 29, 2010 5:11:12 pm PDT #26940 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

If I do a renewal wedding thing for my 25th will you guys bring Clooney?


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2010 5:13:27 pm PDT #26941 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Once again I would like to iterate that were George Clooney my boyfriend and/or husband I would share him with my friends.

My friends would not get to sleep with George Clooney, but he would be available, on a limited basis, for weddings, class reunions, shoulder rubs, foot rubs, showing up at your house in a tux after you've had a hard day and making you a pot of tea and listening to you bitch about your boss...


amych - Jul 29, 2010 5:25:19 pm PDT #26942 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Clooney rentals. You could make a fortune.