After googling "dappled willow shrub" I believe even the nicely groomed ones imply 70's porn.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jul 28, 2010 8:40:42 am PDT #26806 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omnis_audis - Jul 28, 2010 8:50:18 am PDT #26807 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I haz bizness cardz! (thankfully the spelling on the cards are not in LOLcat).
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2010 8:52:13 am PDT #26808 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I haz bizness cardz! (thankfully the spelling on the cards are not in LOLcat).
Heh. Now I'm wondering - if you put "Fluent in LOLcat" on your resume, would people notice?
omnis_audis - Jul 28, 2010 8:56:19 am PDT #26809 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
That would be awesome!
smonster - Jul 28, 2010 9:00:02 am PDT #26810 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Seska, I think your research is very sexy. But I have no funding. Alas.
Very appreciative. But it should be noted I'm extremely behind updating the site, so it may be a while.
Duly noted.
Speaking of Tom Hardy, who wants to see him sniffle while cuddling a bulldog? [link]
meara - Jul 28, 2010 9:03:51 am PDT #26811 of 30000
Oooh, ooh! I forgot! I have a moral/ethical/WWtheBitchesD question!!
So, a friend called me up all upset and I supported her, telling her I thought she'd done exactly what she could/should/the right thing, but I wanted to see if I'm just crazy:
You have a parking space behind your apartment building. You plan to leave at some point in the evening (and need the car--it's more urgent than "oh, I was going to run to the store", but not like "OMG, I am leaving for the airport RIGHT NOW"). You go out there...and there is someone parked behind your car, preventing you from leaving. WHAT DO YOU DO?
(I'll let you know what she did after I hear from y'all...she even had some solutions I hadn't thought of)
brenda m - Jul 28, 2010 9:05:34 am PDT #26812 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Call and have them towed. If it's a neighbor whose car you recognize I guess knock on the door first.
Misread the airport bit. If it's not super urgent I'd probably wait 15 minutes or so first.
Aims - Jul 28, 2010 9:06:37 am PDT #26813 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How many apartments in the building? If fewer than 6, I would knock and ask someone if it's their car and can they move it?
If it's more than that, I honk my horn for five minutes and if no one comes out, call the tow company.
Daisy Jane - Jul 28, 2010 9:07:50 am PDT #26814 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
If there are few enough apartments, I knock on neighbors' doors. After that, I call a tow truck. I never park so as to block anybody. Even if I'm just running in somewhere for a second.
The person I'm blocking has no idea when I'll be back. It's on the blocker, not the blockee.
Laga - Jul 28, 2010 9:08:05 am PDT #26815 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
First I would look around to see if anyone seemed to belong to the car. Then I would knock on the door closest to the car in question and ask if anyone inside owned it. If that didn't work, I would get in my car and lay on the horn until the car owner came back. (keeping in mind my car horn is like, "meeep!")