This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - Jul 20, 2010 9:25:31 am PDT #26017 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I went to a Shakespalin place, too.

You know, I think it's just that she got it backwards. She's not like Shakespeare. She's like a character Shakespeare would write about.

I don't recall any of those sorts of plays ending well.


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2010 9:30:37 am PDT #26018 of 30000
brillig

People I talk to are calling exclamation points "explanation points", and I'm having to fight not to call them that myself, because it does roll off the tongue a little easier.


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:34:41 am PDT #26019 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

In you can't make this shit up news, a Canadian race jockey trying to get his green card who ND's sister found in Arizona keeps showing up at ND's mom's house unannounced and falling asleep on the living room sofa. Said sister is currently roadtripping with her husband; i.e. not here.

No, seriously.


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 9:35:43 am PDT #26020 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Does he think that he is filming "Seabiscuit" cause I'm pretty sure that movie got made a few times.


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:38:54 am PDT #26021 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

He apparently is here because ND's sister told him that ND's mom's caretaker (who is a friend of sister) will help him write a letter to immigration. Except, see, caretaker is currently (shocker!) TAKING CARE of ND's mom and sister is gone. So he's just asleep on the sofa, in theory waiting for caretaker to have time to help him. DUDE. GO AWAY. YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. CALL AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.


Ginger - Jul 20, 2010 9:39:02 am PDT #26022 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies from the county fair.

I'm always ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies.

People I talk to are calling exclamation points "explanation points",

An explanation point would be the sharp object I use on people who say "explanation point."


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:41:53 am PDT #26023 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

He is also TAKING UP AN ENTIRE SOFA. Snoring. I am stunned at the rudeness. Aren't Canadians supposed to be polite? t /stereotypes


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 9:42:28 am PDT #26024 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Are you speaking with extra "u"s? He might not understand without them. t / more stereotypes


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:44:53 am PDT #26025 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

But where else would this happen? ND really needs to write his memoir.


Miracleman - Jul 20, 2010 9:46:39 am PDT #26026 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

ND really needs to CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!

It's called "trespassing" and if sis gets shitty about it, she can suck it.