He apparently is here because ND's sister told him that ND's mom's caretaker (who is a friend of sister) will help him write a letter to immigration. Except, see, caretaker is currently (shocker!) TAKING CARE of ND's mom and sister is gone. So he's just asleep on the sofa, in theory waiting for caretaker to have time to help him. DUDE. GO AWAY. YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. CALL AND MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies from the county fair.
I'm always ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies.
People I talk to are calling exclamation points "explanation points",
An explanation point would be the sharp object I use on people who say "explanation point."
He is also TAKING UP AN ENTIRE SOFA. Snoring. I am stunned at the rudeness. Aren't Canadians supposed to be polite? t /stereotypes
Are you speaking with extra "u"s? He might not understand without them. t / more stereotypes
But where else would this happen? ND really needs to write his memoir.
ND really needs to CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!
It's called "trespassing" and if sis gets shitty about it, she can suck it.
I would say, in your politest tone of voice, "Please get the fuck off of my couch and out of my house."
It's called "trespassing" and if sis gets shitty about it, she can suck it
YES. THIS.
Well I can't say anything. Not my house. So I'm hanging out with the dogs by the pool.
Seven loads of laundry! Also, vacuumed. Next, sort through clothes, get rid of stained and ripped things, and start packing the rest. (I actually do have a few more things to wash, but I've run out of washing machines.) (I usually think it's rude for one person to use every machine in the laundry room like this, but it's a Tuesday afternoon, and I'm the only one doing laundry here.)