Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jul 20, 2010 9:39:02 am PDT #26022 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies from the county fair.

I'm always ready to trade my family for a set of drunk Carnies.

People I talk to are calling exclamation points "explanation points",

An explanation point would be the sharp object I use on people who say "explanation point."


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:41:53 am PDT #26023 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

He is also TAKING UP AN ENTIRE SOFA. Snoring. I am stunned at the rudeness. Aren't Canadians supposed to be polite? t /stereotypes


Aims - Jul 20, 2010 9:42:28 am PDT #26024 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Are you speaking with extra "u"s? He might not understand without them. t / more stereotypes


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:44:53 am PDT #26025 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

But where else would this happen? ND really needs to write his memoir.


Miracleman - Jul 20, 2010 9:46:39 am PDT #26026 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

ND really needs to CALL THE FUCKING POLICE!

It's called "trespassing" and if sis gets shitty about it, she can suck it.


Jessica - Jul 20, 2010 9:47:22 am PDT #26027 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I would say, in your politest tone of voice, "Please get the fuck off of my couch and out of my house."


Atropa - Jul 20, 2010 9:47:36 am PDT #26028 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's called "trespassing" and if sis gets shitty about it, she can suck it

YES. THIS.


Pix - Jul 20, 2010 9:48:35 am PDT #26029 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Well I can't say anything. Not my house. So I'm hanging out with the dogs by the pool.


Hil R. - Jul 20, 2010 9:48:55 am PDT #26030 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Seven loads of laundry! Also, vacuumed. Next, sort through clothes, get rid of stained and ripped things, and start packing the rest. (I actually do have a few more things to wash, but I've run out of washing machines.) (I usually think it's rude for one person to use every machine in the laundry room like this, but it's a Tuesday afternoon, and I'm the only one doing laundry here.)


smonster - Jul 20, 2010 9:54:42 am PDT #26031 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You go, Hil! That's astounding!

I am agog at the Canadian jockey lounger. WTFF?