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Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Jul 17, 2010 12:01:53 am PDT #25830 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Yes, it's on the same shelf as the Fresca Porn.


erin_obscure - Jul 17, 2010 12:02:38 am PDT #25831 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Well, i do like the tangy sweet flavour of Squirt...


Sean K - Jul 17, 2010 12:06:57 am PDT #25832 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You're gonna break me if you keep saying stuff like that, erin.


erin_obscure - Jul 17, 2010 2:10:15 am PDT #25833 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

you might be suprised to find out that our work filter prevents me from googling "squirting porn". i assume it has something to do w/ female ejaculation?


Laura - Jul 17, 2010 4:17:14 am PDT #25834 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

My brain filter kept me from the googling, but I figured the same thing, erin. Gotta agree with you on the Squirt too. Tasty.

Chores today. I need to get out on my roof and reseal the hole where my chimney used to be. I may well get a new chimney this year, but the contractor is super busy in the summer and I'm getting tired of the rain coming in.

Also on the list is helping my sister assemble a new outdoor table. She had a lovely old one with a glass top but winter did it in. She was moving it and just tapped the top in the way sub-freezing temps and it shattered to a zillion pieces.

Laundry already in progress. Considering I didn't do crap the last couple days I am feeling ambitious.

edit to spell stuff right


Strix - Jul 17, 2010 4:46:15 am PDT #25835 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ok, TMI time, so do NOT look if you are squeamish. Has anyone ever had an ingrown pubic hair? I don't shave, and I thought I was just having a rubbing or mosquito bite, but I woke up to this huge boil in the midst of my privates; I mean like perineum near, and it hurt hugely. When I peed and wiped, there was blood and pus. I wigged a little, and then looked at it and drained it. There was quite a lot of pus and dark blood, but it has gone down quite bit. How do I know if it's an ingrown, how do I make sure it doesn't come back, and do I need to see a doctor? I have had , and it was easily yanked and identifiable, and this thing is a whole other monster. Could it be a BOIL? GROSS. How does one tell?


beekaytee - Jul 17, 2010 4:59:06 am PDT #25836 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Erin, I've had the very same thing...I think, three times in my life.

Yes, scary and uncomfortable but, in my case, nothing to worry about. Keep it clean and drained and it should heal in about 3 days .

In my case, it was not an ingrown. Just a boil .

The first time, I was 28 and it really freaked me out. The last time was a few years ago and was NBD. I hope yours heals quickly.


Trudy Booth - Jul 17, 2010 4:59:53 am PDT #25837 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I have had that ingrown. I could tell because when I finally got the little sucker out I could see quite an impressive coil of hair. It never came back.


Strix - Jul 17, 2010 5:09:19 am PDT #25838 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a compress on now. We shall see, but OMG it hurt and was just so BIG.

And it's just not easy to really eyeball. Ugh. NOT the way I want to wake up.

Thanks, guys. I had a few moments of OMG LEPER!


Cashmere - Jul 17, 2010 5:13:40 am PDT #25839 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Erin, if you have a hand mirror, it's usually easier to see what you're doing.

DH once had to go to the ER for an ingrown hair. He was in college and the pain was too much for him to do it alone. He left it to the professionals.