'The Message'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm sorry. I can't see that phrase without laughing uncontrollably. skwert!
Me either! The squirting porn weirds me out, frankly. I mean, if it works for them, awesome, but...it moves my mind from thinking about sex to thinking about anatomy. Which is all well and good, but not remotely arousing. For me, of course.
I'm not sure what I think in re legalization and whatnot, because, clearly, making prostitution a criminal act protects nobody. However, the most ardent legalization advocates I ever meet seem to be young men who wish that their pretty friend would start selling ass. The only desire that fills me with is the desire to beat them till they cry. And not the fun kind. Porn: I like to read dirty stories and whatever, but I've hardly ever seen anything in porn movie that even came near my buttons...the few I have seen aren't my fantasies. Apparently.
um. Has anyone seen my motivation? I can't seem to find it, and my productivity for the day has PLUMMETED!
Mine not only disappeared, I just had my boss drop me off at the bar! Boss lady FTW! In our defense the rest of our deprtment was at Inception, the BASTARDS!
If you see your motivation, will you send mine home with it??
All your motivation are belong to me ! I am using it to drink the scotch!
My motivation is watching porn.
Well there you have it. Sean and I are using your motivaion to debauch ourselves.
Yay debauchery!
Your motivation will thank us!