Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jul 15, 2010 5:05:51 pm PDT #25678 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Trudy, can you resend your email? I didn't get it, or more likely destroyed it in one of my feverish spam-killing sweeps.


Trudy Booth - Jul 15, 2010 5:16:26 pm PDT #25679 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sure! To your profile addy?


omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 5:28:04 pm PDT #25680 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Where are my backers?
Oh Hello!

Wasn't there a Star Trek corset on Etsy?
Dude! That is HOT! But does it have to be Red? We all know the Red Shirts die. If I had a g/f wearing that, she would *not* be expendable! She'd be a keeper.

OK, I should leave work and get home.


Strix - Jul 15, 2010 5:41:16 pm PDT #25681 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I prefer green, myself.


smonster - Jul 15, 2010 5:57:01 pm PDT #25682 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

They come in many colors, Omnis. Or you could just think of it as subverting the dominant Star Trek paradigm.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2010 6:28:37 pm PDT #25683 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In the fantasy world of having a big pool to pick palatable clients from, prostitution seems less skeevy. But, frankly, I'm not kicking men out of bed. I can't imagine charging any to stay in. It just doesn't work that way.

I would hire myself out as a professional date, but even then, it would probably only be for a guy that could get his own date, and where does that leave you?


Strix - Jul 15, 2010 6:40:39 pm PDT #25684 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think the thing with prostitution, straight prostitution, not like a mistress, is that none of your desires (besides money) are of importance. You're there to provide a number of sexual acts, end of story, here's the cash bye.

Prefs aren't really taken into consideration: pretty much gotta suck and swallow (although, really? Do high-class call girls, with their health exams and heavy rubber use do that?) gotta do anal, prolly gotta rim, at least be the do-er in golden showers.

I'm sure middle to high level prostitutes have firm NO areas, but your street sex worker -- NSM, I think.


smonster - Jul 15, 2010 6:45:06 pm PDT #25685 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

And then there's the issue that some men don't think a prostitute has a right to say no.


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 6:45:49 pm PDT #25686 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Prefs aren't really taken into consideration: pretty much gotta suck and swallow (although, really? Do high-class call girls, with their health exams and heavy rubber use do that?) gotta do anal, prolly gotta rim, at least be the do-er in golden showers.

All very important reasons I'd be a pro-domme and not a prostitute. No sexy sex, and I call the shots. So no urine. (On me, at least, and, as I think about it, someone would have to pay me A LOT for me to think about peeing on them. A LOT LOT LOT.)


Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2010 6:57:59 pm PDT #25687 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

As I understand it *cough* there are girls who provide those "special services". They charge more. A guy who wants special services from a girl who doesn't specialize can expect added-on charges. Or a "no". Or a "hell no".