As I understand it *cough* there are girls who provide those "special services". They charge more. A guy who wants special services from a girl who doesn't specialize can expect added-on charges. Or a "no". Or a "hell no".
Inara: I think she looks adorable. Mal: Yeah, but I never said it.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2010 6:57:59 pm PDT #25687 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 6:58:58 pm PDT #25688 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
As I understand it *cough* there are girls who provide those "special services".
I'd rather just get paid to yell at dudes about their grammar. It's like editing, but pays better!
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 7:12:00 pm PDT #25689 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'd rather just get paid to yell at dudes about their grammar
I do, and it's sadly not at all sexy or well renumerated.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 7:14:56 pm PDT #25690 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Henry's Unremitted Fail:
Quelle horreur!
ETA Oops, shouda gone to Natter but I shall let me Bitches gaze upon its wonder.
Sean K - Jul 15, 2010 7:15:27 pm PDT #25691 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
My poor cat is SO UNHAPPY with me right now. He swallowed a piece of my roommate's floss, and just passed it a little while ago. This, of course, came with a big poop attached to it, and he did the butt scoot thing on my roommate's rug to get it off, smearing it all over the rug, and himself. I pulled the floss the rest of the way out, and wiped his butt some, and we threw out the rug, but I decided he needed his first ever in his entire life bath. We will have no poop-ass cats in the house.
This. Did not. Go well.
It was perhaps the most brutal and traumatic experience of my life, and definitely of his.
I wasn't able to rinse the shampoo entirely, but I couldn't subject him to an inch of water any longer. Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
I feel like such a complete asshole right now, but at least I have no poop-ass cats in my house.
meara - Jul 15, 2010 7:32:27 pm PDT #25692 of 30000
Erin, you should probably mark your link as NSFW! I mean, anyone reading Natter knows that, but not everyone reads natter.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 7:37:30 pm PDT #25693 of 30000
brillig
Also, Satan himself was manifesting in my bathroom, and I needed to do something about that.
Diabolic manifestations are so disruptive to proper domestic life.
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2010 7:40:35 pm PDT #25694 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
OMG, I hope I've done everything I was supposed to do, because I can't work anymore. I'm falling asleep at my laptop. It's midnight-thirty; that's enough dedication for one day. I'm going to bed.
smonster - Jul 15, 2010 7:51:52 pm PDT #25695 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Erin's link is NSF anybody! Who looks at Sloth from Goonies and is inspired to make a sex toy!?!?
Atropa - Jul 15, 2010 8:18:04 pm PDT #25696 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'd rather just get paid to yell at dudes about their grammar. It's like editing, but pays better!
Teppy, I think you need, NEED, to become a pro Domme specializing in grammar. The world cries out for such a thing.