meara, I nearly had diet Coke in my nose, stop that.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 1:07:20 pm PDT #25628 of 30000
brillig
amych - Jul 15, 2010 1:07:57 pm PDT #25629 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Srsly, I am a proud and longtime feminist, but we do have a Judean People's Front vs People's Front of Judea tendency.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 1:08:52 pm PDT #25630 of 30000
brillig
amych is doing it now, too!
edit: Follow the shoe! No, the gourd! It's a test!
smonster - Jul 15, 2010 1:09:23 pm PDT #25631 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
meara ftw. And don't forget, if you transition to male, it's because you want male privilege! So you are betraying your lesbian compatriots.
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2010 1:13:06 pm PDT #25632 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And if you're a bisexual woman, you are stealing lesbian energy and giving it to men. Also, you shouldn't go to queer women's events because you endanger lesbians (I don't remember what the argument was for that one).
edit for something I remembered....
brenda m - Jul 15, 2010 1:14:07 pm PDT #25633 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
But if you transition to female, you're co-opting our experience.
meara - Jul 15, 2010 1:14:17 pm PDT #25634 of 30000
Also, you shouldn't go to queer events because you endanger lesbians (I don't remember what the argument was for that one).
Because we might be TRICKED into thinking you are TRUE lesbians, and then you will do your EVIL bisexual AGENDA on us (...um, which is having a threesome with your BOYFRIEND!).
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 1:18:58 pm PDT #25635 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
All bisexuals live for threesomes. It's in the packet.
Zenkitty - Jul 15, 2010 1:21:15 pm PDT #25636 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Well, why else would we become bisexual if not for teh threesomes?
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 1:22:08 pm PDT #25637 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I have, in my youth at times, seriously thought, "If I had a better body, I would try to be a stripper right now."
If the city I live in weren't so exceedingly sex-negative, I would seriously think about being a pro-domme, at least part time. I could rock the Stern Teacher/Grammar Domme personna HARD.
And don't forget, if you transition to male, it's because you want male privilege! So you are betraying your lesbian compatriots.
But if you transition to female, you're co-opting our experience.
And if you transition, YOU'RE NOT "REAL."