But if you transition to female, you're co-opting our experience.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Also, you shouldn't go to queer events because you endanger lesbians (I don't remember what the argument was for that one).
Because we might be TRICKED into thinking you are TRUE lesbians, and then you will do your EVIL bisexual AGENDA on us (...um, which is having a threesome with your BOYFRIEND!).
All bisexuals live for threesomes. It's in the packet.
Well, why else would we become bisexual if not for teh threesomes?
I have, in my youth at times, seriously thought, "If I had a better body, I would try to be a stripper right now."
If the city I live in weren't so exceedingly sex-negative, I would seriously think about being a pro-domme, at least part time. I could rock the Stern Teacher/Grammar Domme personna HARD.
And don't forget, if you transition to male, it's because you want male privilege! So you are betraying your lesbian compatriots.
But if you transition to female, you're co-opting our experience.
And if you transition, YOU'RE NOT "REAL."
I totally have an evil bisexual agenda.
I totally have an evil bisexual agenda.
I would like an evil bisexual. Where do I order one?
I would like an evil bisexual. Where do I order one?
::raises hand:
Could you define "evil" in this context, please, ma'am?
I would like an evil bisexual. Where do I order one?
(Keep in mind they don't exist.)
Don't forget that all bisexuals are SEX-CRAZY.
Steph, you so would.
I have also considered burlesque. And if you want to talk complicated, how about the bellydance/stripping connection/distinction as perceived/enacted both by the performers and the audiences. Hahaha omg headache.