I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Jul 03, 2010 7:02:14 am PDT #24613 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Welcome home Sean. I will see you in a couple of weeks when I finally get home.


Pix - Jul 03, 2010 7:09:30 am PDT #24614 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Welcome home, Sean! I too am home. A series of unfortunate events led to me not getting home until 2:45 this morning, but I've had a little sleep and am about to go pick up PUPPY, so I'm fairly cheerful. The cats have been glued to me all night. I hope they're still speaking to me by tonight.


NoiseDesign - Jul 03, 2010 7:20:10 am PDT #24615 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm sure the cats will be saying something tonight. Give Kaylee lots of scritches from me.


Strix - Jul 03, 2010 7:21:46 am PDT #24616 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Shiny!


Strix - Jul 03, 2010 7:28:32 am PDT #24617 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ooh, I am turning into Evil Stepmom!

This morning at 8:45, M comes into the bedroom all Wake up wake up wake up!!

I plastered a pillow over my face and mumble something with the words NO GO AWAY in it. And slept in.

Then, while his dad was out getting something, I was just a sip into my first cup of coffee, and he was all "I wanna look up MarioCart on YouTube!"

"Not MarioCart," I grunted.

"Why not?"

"Because it's not interesting to me."

Then I found out Dan went and got him breakfast -- I was all "But I wake up and make pancakes every day!" and he pulled "But I'm not good at it....honey!"

Whatev. I told him he had fixed pancakes perfectly well for M before I was in the picture, I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.

Never tell a teacher you don't "know how" to do something to get out of doing something. I've got a sadistic pedantic streak a mile wide.


Vortex - Jul 03, 2010 8:03:59 am PDT #24618 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.

Oh, I am so loving you. I hate learned helplessness as well.


Strix - Jul 03, 2010 8:06:05 am PDT #24619 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It's fucking Bisquik and heat.

Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.


Laura - Jul 03, 2010 8:24:25 am PDT #24620 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Erin is my hero this morning. Are you trying to take away my Meanest Mom in the World crown?


Sean K - Jul 03, 2010 8:52:59 am PDT #24621 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's fucking Bisquik and heat.

Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.

Seriously. I could make pancakes by myself when I was all moldy-rice-in-tubes-for-dinner.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2010 8:53:52 am PDT #24622 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants

Maybe you should ask him for a pancake-making robot.