Welcome home, Sean! I too am home. A series of unfortunate events led to me not getting home until 2:45 this morning, but I've had a little sleep and am about to go pick up PUPPY, so I'm fairly cheerful. The cats have been glued to me all night. I hope they're still speaking to me by tonight.
'Why We Fight'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm sure the cats will be saying something tonight. Give Kaylee lots of scritches from me.
Shiny!
Ooh, I am turning into Evil Stepmom!
This morning at 8:45, M comes into the bedroom all Wake up wake up wake up!!
I plastered a pillow over my face and mumble something with the words NO GO AWAY in it. And slept in.
Then, while his dad was out getting something, I was just a sip into my first cup of coffee, and he was all "I wanna look up MarioCart on YouTube!"
"Not MarioCart," I grunted.
"Why not?"
"Because it's not interesting to me."
Then I found out Dan went and got him breakfast -- I was all "But I wake up and make pancakes every day!" and he pulled "But I'm not good at it....honey!"
Whatev. I told him he had fixed pancakes perfectly well for M before I was in the picture, I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.
Never tell a teacher you don't "know how" to do something to get out of doing something. I've got a sadistic pedantic streak a mile wide.
I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.
Oh, I am so loving you. I hate learned helplessness as well.
It's fucking Bisquik and heat.
Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.
Erin is my hero this morning. Are you trying to take away my Meanest Mom in the World crown?
It's fucking Bisquik and heat.
Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.
Seriously. I could make pancakes by myself when I was all moldy-rice-in-tubes-for-dinner.
Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants
Maybe you should ask him for a pancake-making robot.
I'm at a festival with smonster, waiting to get henna tats. Great way to spend a Sat.!