Shiny!
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 03, 2010 7:21:46 am PDT #24616 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strix - Jul 03, 2010 7:28:32 am PDT #24617 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ooh, I am turning into Evil Stepmom!
This morning at 8:45, M comes into the bedroom all Wake up wake up wake up!!
I plastered a pillow over my face and mumble something with the words NO GO AWAY in it. And slept in.
Then, while his dad was out getting something, I was just a sip into my first cup of coffee, and he was all "I wanna look up MarioCart on YouTube!"
"Not MarioCart," I grunted.
"Why not?"
"Because it's not interesting to me."
Then I found out Dan went and got him breakfast -- I was all "But I wake up and make pancakes every day!" and he pulled "But I'm not good at it....honey!"
Whatev. I told him he had fixed pancakes perfectly well for M before I was in the picture, I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.
Never tell a teacher you don't "know how" to do something to get out of doing something. I've got a sadistic pedantic streak a mile wide.
Vortex - Jul 03, 2010 8:03:59 am PDT #24618 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I have no tolerance for learned helplessness and I would therefore require his and M's presence at Ye Olde Learning Kitchen to "learn" how to make pancakes tomorrow.
Oh, I am so loving you. I hate learned helplessness as well.
Strix - Jul 03, 2010 8:06:05 am PDT #24619 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It's fucking Bisquik and heat.
Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.
Laura - Jul 03, 2010 8:24:25 am PDT #24620 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Erin is my hero this morning. Are you trying to take away my Meanest Mom in the World crown?
Sean K - Jul 03, 2010 8:52:59 am PDT #24621 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's fucking Bisquik and heat.
Not hard, Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants.
Seriously. I could make pancakes by myself when I was all moldy-rice-in-tubes-for-dinner.
Jessica - Jul 03, 2010 8:53:52 am PDT #24622 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nerdy McICanMakeRobotsPants
Maybe you should ask him for a pancake-making robot.
Calli - Jul 03, 2010 8:58:54 am PDT #24623 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm at a festival with smonster, waiting to get henna tats. Great way to spend a Sat.!
Sean K - Jul 03, 2010 9:00:36 am PDT #24624 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also, I have to seriously bitch about Delta.
On my Atlanta to LA leg, I was told I was being aggressive and threatened with arrest by TSA agents at the gate for asking for a pillow last night (short version).
Also (and I know this can be a touchy subject, and I am not without sympathy) the guy next to me took up almost a quarter of my seat (and the one on the other side) and I feel like my neck and spine will never be straight again.
Sean K - Jul 03, 2010 9:23:15 am PDT #24625 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
OMG! I feel like I've barely talked to you people in two weeks, WHERE ARE YOU?????
How dare you people have something better to do than sit here and talk to me on the Saturday of the 4th of July weekend???????