"I'm an actor! And tonight I will be playing the part of Alanis Morissette."
You are made of awesome, my friend. VSOP awesome.
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 8:52:43 am PDT #24534 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:25 am PDT #24535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?
tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:47 am PDT #24536 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Something I've wondered - if you reversed the genders of "You Oughta Know," would it still work the same? Or is the song essentially a female complaint?
tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:55:19 am PDT #24537 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?
Very Standard Operating Procedure Awesome.
WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2010 8:56:09 am PDT #24538 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Holy Snakes on a Plane, Batman!
I just shoved some chicken and stir fry veggies in the microwave. I don't love it, but it's edible.
WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2010 8:58:17 am PDT #24539 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
if you reversed the genders of "You Oughta Know," would it still work the same?
I'm guessing that there are fewer men who are willing to go down on their girlfriends in a theater, than there are women who are willing to go down on their boyfriends in a theater. But I may be out of date with that.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 9:00:12 am PDT #24540 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?
::snerk:: I forgot you don't drink. It's a designation of cognac's age (and, presumably, quality). VSOP = very superior old pale. Not that you're old or pale; but "very superior" fits, and for some reason "VSOP" popped into my brain.
I should be mopping.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 9:02:11 am PDT #24541 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Yeah, I think I just referred to P-C as booze.
Better than drugs, I guess. "You are the crystal meth of karaoke singers, man!"
Atropa - Jul 02, 2010 9:03:12 am PDT #24542 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
DJ, that's a lovely necklace!
tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 9:04:09 am PDT #24543 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Better than drugs, I guess. "You are the crystal meth of karaoke singers, man!"
Let's see....
"You are the heroin of karaoke singers, man!"
Yeah, that's bad.
"You are the goofball of karaoke singers, man!"
Hey, that sorta works....