Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 9:02:11 am PDT #24541 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, I think I just referred to P-C as booze.

Better than drugs, I guess. "You are the crystal meth of karaoke singers, man!"


Atropa - Jul 02, 2010 9:03:12 am PDT #24542 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

DJ, that's a lovely necklace!


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 9:04:09 am PDT #24543 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Better than drugs, I guess. "You are the crystal meth of karaoke singers, man!"

Let's see....

"You are the heroin of karaoke singers, man!"

Yeah, that's bad.

"You are the goofball of karaoke singers, man!"

Hey, that sorta works....


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 9:04:13 am PDT #24544 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

On Wednesday, I told my favorite joke in an Indian accent to a film festival gala opening, to much laughter. Actually, come to think of it, I have "performed" every night this week. Tonight is my day of rest. I'm going to try out TJ's orange chicken and watch Drag Me to Hell.

(One of my future castmates told me was I was awesome in Antigone ! Like, she sincerely thought I was really good. That's new.)


javachik - Jul 02, 2010 9:24:08 am PDT #24545 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

In any case, this reminded my boss to show us a video of her singing "Brick House" in Orlando.

Hahahahahahhahahaha. Since I know your boss, and can picture this, this is crazy funny. For those of you who don't know her, she is a blond and beautiful Wisconsin farmgirl.


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 9:28:02 am PDT #24546 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hahahahahahhahahaha. Since I know your boss, and can picture this, this is crazy funny.

Oh, this is why I made sure to mention it here.

For those of you who don't know her, she is a blond and beautiful Wisconsin farmgirl.

She was really workin' it onstage! She had a full band and backup singers and everything. Some place called Rising Star. It took three Hurricanes to get her up there.


omnis_audis - Jul 02, 2010 9:28:03 am PDT #24547 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm guessing that there are fewer men who are willing to go down on their girlfriends in a theater, than there are women who are willing to go down on their boyfriends in a theater. But I may be out of date with that.
Willing to, sure. But it wouldn't be that discrete. But that might be the NGA talking.


sj - Jul 02, 2010 9:32:06 am PDT #24548 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We're headed to the beach for my birthday weekend! Have a great weekend, everyone!


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 9:33:23 am PDT #24549 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

HA HA HA AWESOME.

So I don't know if you'll be able to see this, but here's a video. If that link doesn't work, you may be able to watch it from my Wall.


Calli - Jul 02, 2010 9:36:59 am PDT #24550 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

W00t! Go P-C!