The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jul 02, 2010 8:46:03 am PDT #24532 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Whenever Jilli shows up, or whoever wants to see it. My ouija board necklace Jon got from a friend of ours. [link]


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:49:30 am PDT #24533 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, I don't suppose there's any video footage of you Alanis-ing it up, is there?

There may be pictures! No video that I know of.

(The DJ was skeptical of my song choice. He was like, "Really?" I said, "I'm an actor! And tonight I will be playing the part of Alanis Morissette." He announced that I would be getting in touch with my inner 21-year-old angry woman.)


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 8:52:43 am PDT #24534 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"I'm an actor! And tonight I will be playing the part of Alanis Morissette."

You are made of awesome, my friend. VSOP awesome.


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:25 am PDT #24535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:47 am PDT #24536 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Something I've wondered - if you reversed the genders of "You Oughta Know," would it still work the same? Or is the song essentially a female complaint?


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:55:19 am PDT #24537 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?

Very Standard Operating Procedure Awesome.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2010 8:56:09 am PDT #24538 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Holy Snakes on a Plane, Batman!

I just shoved some chicken and stir fry veggies in the microwave. I don't love it, but it's edible.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2010 8:58:17 am PDT #24539 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

if you reversed the genders of "You Oughta Know," would it still work the same?

I'm guessing that there are fewer men who are willing to go down on their girlfriends in a theater, than there are women who are willing to go down on their boyfriends in a theater. But I may be out of date with that.


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 9:00:12 am PDT #24540 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?

::snerk:: I forgot you don't drink. It's a designation of cognac's age (and, presumably, quality). VSOP = very superior old pale. Not that you're old or pale; but "very superior" fits, and for some reason "VSOP" popped into my brain.

I should be mopping.


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 9:02:11 am PDT #24541 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yeah, I think I just referred to P-C as booze.

Better than drugs, I guess. "You are the crystal meth of karaoke singers, man!"