It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jul 02, 2010 8:03:39 am PDT #24528 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Root for The Netherlands, because that's where my brother lives and is in the process of getting citizenship! My brother the Dutch dude!


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:05:41 am PDT #24529 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I told my boss I was going to be very tired today because I didn't get home until 2 last night. It was the Olympians Meet and Greet at Martuni's, and when you get a bunch of actors anywhere near karaoke, it's on. I deliberately took BART to force myself to go home early, but instead I got a ride (from someone who also said he was supposed to leave at 11:30). Which meant I was able to sing "You Oughta Know," which was the only available song I really knew and loved. It was a lot of fun, and I got many high-fives afterward. One girl said I was awesome and got the whole place singing with me. I said that was really Alanis's doing, but she said I also gave a good performance. A lovely Irish girl said I was the "legend of the whole night."

In any case, this reminded my boss to show us a video of her singing "Brick House" in Orlando.

I really love working here.


WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2010 8:16:45 am PDT #24530 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm really hungry, but I'm too sleepy to know what to make for lunch. I was wakened from my morning nap by what felt like a bee sting. The welt on my arm is small, like a pimple, but touching produces the kind of sharp pain that raises their hair on your neck and gives goose bumps. I did not see the critter that is responsible.

So, liberal application of diphenhydramine both internally and externally.

ETA: Lest anyone be terribly moved with pity for me, I should add that half an hour later, with time for the Benedryl to work, it no longer hurts, at all.

ETA2: Still, Benedryl plus not quite enough sleep equals too gronkified to plan a simple meal. Did I mention that I'm hungry?


Calli - Jul 02, 2010 8:44:22 am PDT #24531 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

P-C, I don't suppose there's any video footage of you Alanis-ing it up, is there?


Daisy Jane - Jul 02, 2010 8:46:03 am PDT #24532 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Whenever Jilli shows up, or whoever wants to see it. My ouija board necklace Jon got from a friend of ours. [link]


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:49:30 am PDT #24533 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, I don't suppose there's any video footage of you Alanis-ing it up, is there?

There may be pictures! No video that I know of.

(The DJ was skeptical of my song choice. He was like, "Really?" I said, "I'm an actor! And tonight I will be playing the part of Alanis Morissette." He announced that I would be getting in touch with my inner 21-year-old angry woman.)


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2010 8:52:43 am PDT #24534 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"I'm an actor! And tonight I will be playing the part of Alanis Morissette."

You are made of awesome, my friend. VSOP awesome.


Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:25 am PDT #24535 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:54:47 am PDT #24536 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Something I've wondered - if you reversed the genders of "You Oughta Know," would it still work the same? Or is the song essentially a female complaint?


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2010 8:55:19 am PDT #24537 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Very Snakes on a Plane Awesome?

Very Standard Operating Procedure Awesome.