'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It sounds like she wants it. How old is she, 19 or 20?
Yeah, 19, turning 20 in December.
(But I particularly like the line how you're "so old" -- you're what, 28? Is that like 100 in Indian non-married years? Like non-nuptial dog years?!
Oh, I'm already past my expiration date. It's a wonder a woman would be even remotely interested in marrying me.
Go Max go! Pack on those pounds!
Hint to file away for future reference: a tanning salon isn't a perfect substitute for natural sunlight, but it helps.
While that may be true, it's also *much* worse for your skin than even natural sunlight. [link] I think investing in a light box would be a much better choice.
Also? When the fuck did it become my responsibility to tell people about programs like Angel Food Ministries. I just had 2 people at work give me shit about not telling them about it two years ago! WTF???
Solstice schmolstice. I am in Spokane where it is 49 degrees and pouring rain. Brrr!
Ah Spokane. I was just threatening to take Kristin there to visit so she could see where I lived for five years.
I am in Spokane where it is 49 degrees and pouring rain.
It sounds lovely. It's 90+ here for the foreseeable future. It's not a dry heat.
Does anyone know where I left my drill?
Does anyone know where I left my drill?
Are you building an air-conditioner?
I think I'm going to randomly drill holes in things and see if it helps.
No, I theoretically was going to take a break from computer arguing to finish a raised bed outside. A raised bed I was planning to put together with screws. I even looked where the drill is supposed to be, although that's really a long shot. I remember seeing it in some odd place and thinking "I should put that up." I have a 1,300-square-foot one-story house and I spend my life looking for things.
Oh, I'm already past my expiration date. It's a wonder a woman would be even remotely interested in marrying me.
Oh, no doubt! You're curdled, like manmilk...
Ah Spokane. I was just threatening to take Kristin there to visit so she could see where I lived for five years.
My brother lived there for five years or so and my parents kept trying to tell me that it was "quite nice." I didn't buy it. He lives in Seattle now so I am MUCH more likely to visit. My parents are with him at the moment.
So far today I have paid two overdue bills (and created a reminder so maybe it won't happen again), made two doctor's appointments, and processed a bunch of paper and emails to put shit on my to-do list. The list is daunting, but my desk is clearer, so yay. Now I have 3.5 hours to do something for an 8 am meeting tomorrow (CURSE YOU, SCHEDULING PERSON) that I should have been working on weeks ago.
Off to wash some dishes so I can eat so I can tackle this shit.