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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


zuisa - Jun 21, 2010 7:44:49 am PDT #23310 of 30000
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

So my class went out for dinner tonight. And then to a bar. There's a slight chance that I am terribly drunk on a Monday and have class in like seven hours. I am so the classiest person ever, yes? ::bag over head in shame::


Strix - Jun 21, 2010 7:45:46 am PDT #23311 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

zuisa, it's EXPECTED. If you don't go to class still drunk at least once, they don't let you graduate.


Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2010 7:47:55 am PDT #23312 of 30000
brillig

I was getting tired last night, but it was still light out so I kept thinking, "Oh, it's early, it's not bedtime yet." I looked at my watch and it was nearly 10. Then I remembered the Solstice. I've been curious to see how light it would be at 5 AM on Sundays when I go to work, but I still needed my headlights. The birds were sure singing their little butts off, though.


tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 7:48:39 am PDT #23313 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you don't go to class still drunk at least once, they don't let you graduate.

Oops, I think I forgot that.

Have gone to class hung-over, of course.


Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:53:13 am PDT #23314 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

There's a slight chance that I am terribly drunk on a Monday and have class in like seven hours. I am so the classiest person ever, yes? ::bag over head in shame::

oh please! Going to class drunk is a rite of passage. And provides endless amusement later when you try to read your notes!


Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2010 7:58:49 am PDT #23315 of 30000
brillig

Going to class drunk is a rite of passage.

One I missed. I only went to parties on Fridays and Saturdays, and very rarely drank to impairment. I was designated "What did I do last night?" reporter.


Ginger - Jun 21, 2010 8:01:35 am PDT #23316 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Drink a lot of water. Try not to answer any questions.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 21, 2010 8:04:52 am PDT #23317 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

After a week of lethargy, I have done all my chores for the day before noon! Went to Walmart to return a shirt and get some clothes for Tom; deposited a few small checks at the bank; bought cat food at Petco; cleaned both bathrooms (including the floors); made iced tea, vacuumed.

After I chill out and eat lunch, maybe I will do some baking/cooking with peaches. Maybe go to the community pool later?


Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 8:08:06 am PDT #23318 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

hmm, do I want lo mein or curry noodles for lunch? You decide.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 21, 2010 8:09:46 am PDT #23319 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I vote lo mein.

Mmmmmm. Lo mein.