Not a euphemism.
Heh. The cat WISHES.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jun 20, 2010 8:56:38 am PDT #23226 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Beverly - Jun 20, 2010 10:40:33 am PDT #23227 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Have a fabulous time, Sean! Take lots of pictures, eat great food and get recipes to share! Have fun!
beth b - Jun 20, 2010 10:54:02 am PDT #23228 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Have a great time Sean.
and Hil, that is the fun part of facebook
Atropa - Jun 20, 2010 10:55:21 am PDT #23229 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Sean, have a wonderful, wonderful time! Oh, you lucky thing.
smonster - Jun 20, 2010 11:02:40 am PDT #23230 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Buon viaggio and buon appetito!
Ginger - Jun 20, 2010 11:15:43 am PDT #23231 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Have a wonderful time, Sean. Take pictures! Send us the occasional "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here!"
I just typed this into the "how did we do" end of one of my many chats with customer service about my currently not working new computer.
While having in front of him two previous chats and my explanation that the computer was not talking to the monitor or the keyboard, he still suggested that I update a driver. How? With my brain? When I called him on that, we went through another weary round of "does the power light come on?" which I had also explicitly said in this and previous chats.
Then he pasted in boilerplate for a laptop (I have a desktop) that emphasized the importance of backing up data and removing personal information. I would love to, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO THE COMPUTER.
Also, after finding I'm going to have to send my computer, with all my data on it, into the void, do not wish me a nice day. That ship has sailed.
amych - Jun 20, 2010 11:24:19 am PDT #23232 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Have a wonderful trip, Sean. Remember, the Doge's archers don't like it much if they catch you on the rooftops.
Sean K - Jun 20, 2010 11:27:05 am PDT #23233 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'll make sure to pick up some throwing knives before I head up to the roofs.
I *really* don't know how I'm going to resist the urge to climb the duomo and the campanille in Florence.
Ginger - Jun 20, 2010 11:36:20 am PDT #23234 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I *really* don't know how I'm going to resist the urge to climb the duomo and the campanille in Florence.
Wear Kevlar.
Strix - Jun 20, 2010 11:41:51 am PDT #23235 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Kevlar is HEAVY.