Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 1:27:30 pm PDT #21519 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So. Hot. If find cute dress and awesome shoes in a puddle? Have melted. Send help.


WindSparrow - Jun 06, 2010 1:44:14 pm PDT #21520 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

These guys talk a lot less than Adam and Jamie. Actually the two of them put together talk less than just Jamie. However, you should see what they are doing with Mentos and Coke Zero: [link]

Send help.

See above. Also, I've got some spare pronouns I can mail you, soon as the post office opens.


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 1:52:38 pm PDT #21521 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In today' installment of "I love this man!" I was just told, "how do you manage to be amazingly hot and vulgar and proper all at the same time?"


Calli - Jun 06, 2010 2:04:14 pm PDT #21522 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm hungry but have no idea what to eat. The slaw I made is tasty, but after all the chopping and whatnot I'm over cabbage based food. A burrito? Some kind of pasta-innabox?


erin_obscure - Jun 06, 2010 2:07:12 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

overheard on this week's "wait wait, don't tell me": "crocs are good for something other than keeping you celibate"

that made me snort oj


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 2:10:16 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 06, 2010 2:15:34 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.

Says the amazingly hot, vulgar, and proper lady. Excellent cred on the Crocs situation.


omnis_audis - Jun 06, 2010 2:21:45 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

but the melted lady was listed as awesome shoes. Are you wearing crocs or awesome shoes?

:: runs and hides ::


brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 2:23:36 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've tried on the crocs flip flops since they're the only ones I like much. But they don't (didn't?) come in half sizes so no go.

However, I did in fact cave and order these: [link] I needed new to/from work shoes so I figured I'd try them out. We'll see.


Laga - Jun 06, 2010 2:24:23 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

After high school I had a friend whose mom said she didn't care what he chose but if he wasn't in school and didn't have a job he was not allowed to be home between 9 and 5 on weekdays. He got a job pretty fast.