overheard on this week's "wait wait, don't tell me": "crocs are good for something other than keeping you celibate"
that made me snort oj
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Jun 06, 2010 2:07:12 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 2:10:16 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 06, 2010 2:15:34 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.
Says the amazingly hot, vulgar, and proper lady. Excellent cred on the Crocs situation.
omnis_audis - Jun 06, 2010 2:21:45 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
but the melted lady was listed as awesome shoes. Are you wearing crocs or awesome shoes?
:: runs and hides ::
brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 2:23:36 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've tried on the crocs flip flops since they're the only ones I like much. But they don't (didn't?) come in half sizes so no go.
However, I did in fact cave and order these: [link] I needed new to/from work shoes so I figured I'd try them out. We'll see.
Laga - Jun 06, 2010 2:24:23 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
After high school I had a friend whose mom said she didn't care what he chose but if he wasn't in school and didn't have a job he was not allowed to be home between 9 and 5 on weekdays. He got a job pretty fast.
brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 2:25:48 pm PDT #21529 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, that'd do it.
meara - Jun 06, 2010 2:39:28 pm PDT #21530 of 30000
After college my parents told me they'd start charging rent. I moved out immediately.
Strix - Jun 06, 2010 3:36:18 pm PDT #21531 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My mom and dad let me live with them the semester after I graduated rent-free, but I graduated in December, and I was just waiting for grad school to start in the summer, so I worked as a substitute, to save up money to move to grad school.
I'd set a time limit for him, though, and lay out expectations. I'd maybe give him the summer, but stipulate that he needs to be finish school. Then maybe start charging a fee for rent and food in the fall; my sister moved back in with my mom and dad to get her lib sci degree, but she pays rent and utilities, and buys her own food.
Trust me, as an ex-slacker kid, you will do him NO favors by letting him coast on you guys.
brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 3:38:05 pm PDT #21532 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I lived at home for a couple of periods and did not pay rent. I was working and in school though. And I did a lot of cooking and shit.