If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 1:52:38 pm PDT #21521 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In today' installment of "I love this man!" I was just told, "how do you manage to be amazingly hot and vulgar and proper all at the same time?"


Calli - Jun 06, 2010 2:04:14 pm PDT #21522 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm hungry but have no idea what to eat. The slaw I made is tasty, but after all the chopping and whatnot I'm over cabbage based food. A burrito? Some kind of pasta-innabox?


erin_obscure - Jun 06, 2010 2:07:12 pm PDT #21523 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

overheard on this week's "wait wait, don't tell me": "crocs are good for something other than keeping you celibate"

that made me snort oj


Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2010 2:10:16 pm PDT #21524 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 06, 2010 2:15:34 pm PDT #21525 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I will stand up for crocs. They are comfy and functional.

Says the amazingly hot, vulgar, and proper lady. Excellent cred on the Crocs situation.


omnis_audis - Jun 06, 2010 2:21:45 pm PDT #21526 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

but the melted lady was listed as awesome shoes. Are you wearing crocs or awesome shoes?

:: runs and hides ::


brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 2:23:36 pm PDT #21527 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've tried on the crocs flip flops since they're the only ones I like much. But they don't (didn't?) come in half sizes so no go.

However, I did in fact cave and order these: [link] I needed new to/from work shoes so I figured I'd try them out. We'll see.


Laga - Jun 06, 2010 2:24:23 pm PDT #21528 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

After high school I had a friend whose mom said she didn't care what he chose but if he wasn't in school and didn't have a job he was not allowed to be home between 9 and 5 on weekdays. He got a job pretty fast.


brenda m - Jun 06, 2010 2:25:48 pm PDT #21529 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, that'd do it.


meara - Jun 06, 2010 2:39:28 pm PDT #21530 of 30000

After college my parents told me they'd start charging rent. I moved out immediately.