Please stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.
Game Ovaries.
BWAH!
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.
See, I totally flashed on the House on the Rock.
Y'all, I'm so tired I get motion sickness if I turn my head too fast. I know those of you with chronic insomnia and/or small children will have little sympathy, but gah.
Oh, no, we have total sympathy.
We're just too tired to adequately express it.
Ouch, Pix! Feel better.
Apparently I cracked the splash guard in half. The mechanic is going to replace it and check for other damage. If they do it quickly enough I might still get to see my cousin and her two adorable kidlets. The doctor has been rescheduled for next week.
Betty White's the last Golden Girl - Rue McClanahan dies at 76
The Story of O was once described as "boy beats girl"
Ow. I had every intention of waking up early to go to the DMV before work. Alas, insomnia, plus toss/turning = slept wrong and lower back is killing. Did not wake early. Blargh.
Okay, this is a Venn cross-section so small I'm not sure it contains more Bitches than one (me),
OK, I watched it. Aside from the auto-harmonizer, which annoys me to no end, it wasn't too bad. I was wondering when Smith was going to sing, thinking that mic was just a prop. For the record, apparently young Mr. Smith can take out the One Beiber, and that is all that matters. Also, I have a bit of envy for that kid, getting to work in China, learn Kung Fu from Jackie Chan. Dude! OK, maybe a bit more than "a bit" of envy.
Off to work. Hope my head doesn't explode from trying to figure out the bureaucracy. Aaaaaaaahhhh (Kermit the Frog exit).
Wah! I made blueberry muffins and greased the muffin tin but the muffins seem reluctant to get out. I will wait to see if the situation is better once the muffins cool.