No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 6:50:39 am PDT #21209 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Please stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.

While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.

Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.


smonster - Jun 03, 2010 6:58:39 am PDT #21210 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Game Ovaries.

BWAH!

Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.

See, I totally flashed on the House on the Rock.

Y'all, I'm so tired I get motion sickness if I turn my head too fast. I know those of you with chronic insomnia and/or small children will have little sympathy, but gah.


Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 7:01:17 am PDT #21211 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, no, we have total sympathy.

We're just too tired to adequately express it.


sj - Jun 03, 2010 7:07:08 am PDT #21212 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ouch, Pix! Feel better.

Apparently I cracked the splash guard in half. The mechanic is going to replace it and check for other damage. If they do it quickly enough I might still get to see my cousin and her two adorable kidlets. The doctor has been rescheduled for next week.


brenda m - Jun 03, 2010 7:10:56 am PDT #21213 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Genghis Khan.

And his orchestra!


Vortex - Jun 03, 2010 7:29:29 am PDT #21214 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Betty White's the last Golden Girl - Rue McClanahan dies at 76


WindSparrow - Jun 03, 2010 7:34:54 am PDT #21215 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Damm. That's a shame.


Toddson - Jun 03, 2010 7:35:54 am PDT #21216 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The Story of O was once described as "boy beats girl"


omnis_audis - Jun 03, 2010 7:44:34 am PDT #21217 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ow. I had every intention of waking up early to go to the DMV before work. Alas, insomnia, plus toss/turning = slept wrong and lower back is killing. Did not wake early. Blargh.

Okay, this is a Venn cross-section so small I'm not sure it contains more Bitches than one (me),
OK, I watched it. Aside from the auto-harmonizer, which annoys me to no end, it wasn't too bad. I was wondering when Smith was going to sing, thinking that mic was just a prop. For the record, apparently young Mr. Smith can take out the One Beiber, and that is all that matters. Also, I have a bit of envy for that kid, getting to work in China, learn Kung Fu from Jackie Chan. Dude! OK, maybe a bit more than "a bit" of envy.

Off to work. Hope my head doesn't explode from trying to figure out the bureaucracy. Aaaaaaaahhhh (Kermit the Frog exit).


Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2010 7:47:52 am PDT #21218 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wah! I made blueberry muffins and greased the muffin tin but the muffins seem reluctant to get out. I will wait to see if the situation is better once the muffins cool.