I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2010 3:34:26 am PDT #21189 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"O" used to be a lovely gold-tinged red, and now it is an ugly rusty brown.

I am seriously bummed. "O" was my favoritest lipstick color ever.

I blame the story.


smonster - Jun 03, 2010 4:24:22 am PDT #21190 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I blame the story.

Aroo?

Okay, this is a Venn cross-section so small I'm not sure it contains more Bitches than one (me), but if you
1) Are curious to see clips of the new Kung Fu Karate Kid
2) Want to see Jaden Smith dance and rap
3) Don't totally run screaming from THE BIEBER
here's a link for your morning entertainment. [link]

If you don't fulfill those criteria, well, I did warn you.


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2010 4:28:21 am PDT #21191 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I blame the story.

Aroo?

The story of O (Wiki link)


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 4:28:38 am PDT #21192 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

THE BIEBER

If it helps, I thought you all would like to know that Biever's name in Hebrew can be read in many ways. One of them will is "beaver", which is exactly how I keep hearing it in my head.


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 4:36:02 am PDT #21193 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Calling Chicago Manual of Style hivemind:

In bibliography, when you state an item who's author has 2 names (as in G.E. Lastname), do you enter a space between the first and middle name?


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2010 4:37:02 am PDT #21194 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Now I'm trying to stop a song, to the tune of Power of Love....

The Story of O
is a curious thing
Never read or seen it
It isn't my thing...


brenda m - Jun 03, 2010 5:05:12 am PDT #21195 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Is it a name or initials, Shir? For initials, no space.


Cashmere - Jun 03, 2010 5:09:30 am PDT #21196 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can take 26 Biebers.

As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.

Tosh.0 did a whole series on ladies' groin shots. There were some funny phrases--my favorite being Lady Flower Pain Shower and Game Ovaries.


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:10:40 am PDT #21197 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

It's initials. Thank you!

(Also, since only Buffistas would understand my pain: Fuck you, CMoS. You're making me hate the serial comma).


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:42:13 am PDT #21198 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fuck you, CMoS. You're making me hate the serial comma).

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!