Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 02, 2010 5:41:36 pm PDT #21150 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wow, that lil dude really caused some conversation. First time I took the test, 22. I took it again going for blood, and scored THIRTY FOUR! BooYa!

(I haven't yet figured out how to use the cane while pulling a suitcase without getting totally lopsided)
I push the suitcase. Seems the lugguge I have has enough locking strength that I can push it rather than pull it, and it works fine, except for the big cracks in the sidewalk, and going from floor to carpet. Or, you could hook it on your belt loop on your back (or onto your back pockets) and pull it along.

And, omnis, if you're at a state-run university, I think I know which modules you're slogging through. They really, truly are lethally boring.
I made it through module 2 today before getting distracted with meetings. One more to go before the test!! Woot! Uggg. Then I had a meeting with other production folk, and learned that I *really really* should be using the Oracle calendar, so they know where to find me, and what I'm working on. Fuck me. I don't know what I am working on or where to find me. And the Oracle Calendar bites. iCal and Google Calendars are much better. But, it's nice to know I'm not alone in my feelings for UC purchasing systems.

(No idea why I'm obsessing about waffle irons. For some reason, in the past few days, my brain has decided that pretty much every mention of food will lead to the thought, "I should get a waffle iron.")
You know you want one


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 5:42:09 pm PDT #21151 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

(Also, I have washed all the dishes, and it is ALLA Y'ALL'S FAULT for not posting. Except Dana.)

I'm sorry/you're welcome? I've been busy monopolizing three other threads.

Jilli, sorry you don't feel well. Feel better soon!


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 5:49:30 pm PDT #21152 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Okay, I've just set the tea to steep.

Man, I hate me when I am sick. I am such a pain to be around.

Pete and I had a long talk where he kept trying to reassure me that if I needed to call him at D&D night FOR ANY REASON that it would be fine, and me sniveling that I didn't want to disturb him just because I was tired and whiny. Yeah, I lost that discussion.

Now I need to decide what distraction movie I'm watching. I think I'm going to go with Sherlock Holmes. Attractive snarky men, Victorian-ish setting, and a vaguely occult plotline. Add some vampires, and it would be the perfect movie for me.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 5:50:54 pm PDT #21153 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's a good sick movie, Jilli. Eat a cookie with your tea, and use a nice cup and saucer.


WindSparrow - Jun 02, 2010 6:01:43 pm PDT #21154 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

(Also, I have washed all the dishes, and it is ALLA Y'ALL'S FAULT for not posting. Except Dana.)

If I accept full responsibility, will you wash my dishes, too?

I think I'm going to go with Sherlock Holmes. Attractive snarky men, Victorian-ish setting, and a vaguely occult plotline. Add some vampires, and it would be the perfect movie for me.

Downey is one badass mofo of a Sherlock Holmes. Am now imagining him and James Marsters having one hell of a snarkfest/fight scene, in which Holmes pwns Spike. Also, Holmes needs to miniaturize Drusilla and keep her in a little bird cage. She will keep him endlessly entertained, and so he will save money on cocaine in the long run.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 6:03:54 pm PDT #21155 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, Holmes needs to miniaturize Drusilla and keep her in a little bird cage.

Hell, I need a miniature Drusilla in a birdcage. She could keep Clovis company.


Cass - Jun 02, 2010 6:04:39 pm PDT #21156 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hell, I need a miniature Drusilla in a birdcage. She could keep Clovis company.

I sort of hope that's a fever talking.


beth b - Jun 02, 2010 6:11:17 pm PDT #21157 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.

just because it needs to be repeated.

sending out more ma~~~

and that is all because my wine glass emptied just as I hit the end of the thread


omnis_audis - Jun 02, 2010 6:13:33 pm PDT #21158 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I just bumped Sherlock Holmes to the top of my Netflix cue, since Easy Rider shows a long wait.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 6:15:47 pm PDT #21159 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I sort of hope that's a fever talking.

Are you kidding? Tiny crazycakes pretty vampire. Inna cage!