Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jun 02, 2010 5:50:54 pm PDT #21153 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That's a good sick movie, Jilli. Eat a cookie with your tea, and use a nice cup and saucer.


WindSparrow - Jun 02, 2010 6:01:43 pm PDT #21154 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

(Also, I have washed all the dishes, and it is ALLA Y'ALL'S FAULT for not posting. Except Dana.)

If I accept full responsibility, will you wash my dishes, too?

I think I'm going to go with Sherlock Holmes. Attractive snarky men, Victorian-ish setting, and a vaguely occult plotline. Add some vampires, and it would be the perfect movie for me.

Downey is one badass mofo of a Sherlock Holmes. Am now imagining him and James Marsters having one hell of a snarkfest/fight scene, in which Holmes pwns Spike. Also, Holmes needs to miniaturize Drusilla and keep her in a little bird cage. She will keep him endlessly entertained, and so he will save money on cocaine in the long run.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 6:03:54 pm PDT #21155 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, Holmes needs to miniaturize Drusilla and keep her in a little bird cage.

Hell, I need a miniature Drusilla in a birdcage. She could keep Clovis company.


Cass - Jun 02, 2010 6:04:39 pm PDT #21156 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hell, I need a miniature Drusilla in a birdcage. She could keep Clovis company.

I sort of hope that's a fever talking.


beth b - Jun 02, 2010 6:11:17 pm PDT #21157 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.

just because it needs to be repeated.

sending out more ma~~~

and that is all because my wine glass emptied just as I hit the end of the thread


omnis_audis - Jun 02, 2010 6:13:33 pm PDT #21158 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I just bumped Sherlock Holmes to the top of my Netflix cue, since Easy Rider shows a long wait.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 6:15:47 pm PDT #21159 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I sort of hope that's a fever talking.

Are you kidding? Tiny crazycakes pretty vampire. Inna cage!


Sean K - Jun 02, 2010 6:16:51 pm PDT #21160 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

31 Biebers.


Cass - Jun 02, 2010 6:21:30 pm PDT #21161 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Tiny crazycakes pretty vampire. Inna cage!

Yes. Tiny crazycakes vampire in a cage and a fanged bunny. What could possibly go wrong?


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 6:28:49 pm PDT #21162 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes. Tiny crazycakes vampire in a cage and a fanged bunny. What could possibly go wrong?

Clovis says nothing. Nothing would go wrong. We'd all have adventures.