Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - May 26, 2010 9:45:25 am PDT #20390 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

We used to pin the boys down and kiss them because they hated it.

Girls never did that to me.

They still don't.


Kathy A - May 26, 2010 9:48:44 am PDT #20391 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Just gotta accept that you're gonna sweat, try to take it easy, and walk in the shade.

It's the secret to living in the South.

Maycomb was a tired old town, even in 1932 when I first knew it. Somehow, it was hotter then. Men's stiff collars wilted by nine in the morning; ladies bathed before noon, after their 3 o'clock naps, and by nightfall were like soft teacakes with frosting from sweating and sweet talcum.


P.M. Marc - May 26, 2010 9:53:22 am PDT #20392 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Er, sorry? Plei's already lectured me about this sort of weather meaning less jam.

Among other things. It also means you'll be shelling out more $$$ on your heating bills.


Nora Deirdre - May 26, 2010 9:53:35 am PDT #20393 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I *have* been taking 3 o'clock naps since moving down here.

Ah, the south.


Shir - May 26, 2010 9:59:29 am PDT #20394 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Just gotta accept that you're gonna sweat

Ditto. That's why I have to break up with my great deodorant for the summer - it's the kind that you're still sweat in it, but it doesn't smell. Hardly a problem in the winter, but in the summer.. sheesh. I have to do it because a lot of the shirts I like are showing that I'm sweating, and it's no sexy and shit and I'm starting to get really embarrassed by that (which provokes even more sweating, of course).

I really don't wanna stop using my current deodorant, but I wanna wear other colors but black.

Speaking of which. I don't know how I feel about a certain shirt I have. Are there any Bitches around interested to advise me on the yay or nay front?


EpicTangent - May 26, 2010 10:09:23 am PDT #20395 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

We used to pin the boys down and kiss them because they hated it.

Girls never did that to me.

They still don't.

Maybe if you could convince them that you'd hate it?

"Please, Brer FoxPretty Girl, whatever you do, don't throw me in that briar patchkiss the daylights out of me!

Some of ma Bitches goin' through tough stuff the last few days. Uncool, Universe, knock it off! {{{Bitches}}}

eta: Sorry Shir, much as I'd love to give fashion advice, work blocks pretty much every photo medium known to man.


sj - May 26, 2010 10:13:03 am PDT #20396 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

This is weird to me--it is raining here, and only supposed to be 57 today. I'm hoping it gets nicer soon, because all sorts of people are coming in this weekend for the show I'm in! From all over!

The car on the way home said 100. Feel free to take it. I don't want it.


Calli - May 26, 2010 10:26:30 am PDT #20397 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Recently, NC's had my favorite kind of weather—cool, gray, with lots of thunderstorms. It'll be heading up to the sunny, muggy 90s tomorrow, but that's summer in NC.


Connie Neil - May 26, 2010 10:36:24 am PDT #20398 of 30000
brillig

mid-70s for the next couple of weeks. In about three weeks, we should start hitting the 90s+.

Do not want.


tommyrot - May 26, 2010 10:39:25 am PDT #20399 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We've been in the 80s and 90s for the past few days. I need to find some shorts that are packed away somewhere.

On the plus side, my apartment is a block and a half from the lake, so my place has not been too hot (depending on the wind direction, it can be 10 degrees cooler by the lake).