Candy's dandy, bit liquor's quicker...
Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - May 21, 2010 10:44:36 am PDT #20093 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 10:59:24 am PDT #20094 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Do I rest now so that I'll be wide awake tomorrow to do laundry and pack my suitcase and stuff, or do I do the laundry and cleaning now so that I can rest tomorrow?
Strix - May 21, 2010 11:02:19 am PDT #20095 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Can you put in a load of laundry and clean till it's done, then put it in the dryer and nap?
Toddson - May 21, 2010 11:07:25 am PDT #20096 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
On the bus this morning, there was a young man (teens, high school age I think). He had his iPod in one ear, a phone in the other, and was using one of the ledges to draw and color a picture on (multi-tasking! we haz it!). From his conversation - which was, unfortunately, quite loud, it sounded like he'd been making adventurous sandwiches for friends. At one point he said, "to achieve greatness you have to take some risks," and in response to something a bit later, "it's not like I'm experimenting on baby kittens!"
sounds like he's on the way to being one of us
Atropa - May 21, 2010 11:26:06 am PDT #20097 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
have you tried sexy music?
No. I wonder what Fluevogs would consider sexy music. Other than "These Boots Were Made For Walking", that is.
Tom Scola - May 21, 2010 11:31:04 am PDT #20098 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
tommyrot - May 21, 2010 11:32:29 am PDT #20099 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
... in bed!
-t - May 21, 2010 11:58:35 am PDT #20100 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I wonder what Fluevogs would consider sexy music.
You can leave your hat on
Aims - May 21, 2010 11:59:14 am PDT #20101 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sometimes, I really dislike our tenants. I try to understand that they are special needs and have issues unlike the whoa. But sometimes? Shut. Up. You would not try to pull the shit you are trying to pull with a for-profit landlord. Because you know if you did, you'd be out on your ass.
I especially don't like it at fucking 5:00 on a FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
DCJensen - May 21, 2010 12:07:49 pm PDT #20102 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I have no sound on my Google Pac-Man game. I am sad.