I have no sound on my Google Pac-Man game. I am sad.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - May 21, 2010 12:07:49 pm PDT #20102 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 12:18:23 pm PDT #20103 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I know that I bought three pairs of black socks in January. I need black socks to wear with my interview clothes. I can find exactly one black sock. Where did the other five go?
Connie Neil - May 21, 2010 12:33:24 pm PDT #20104 of 30000
brillig
They're with the Fluevogs in the velvet-lined box, listening to sexy music.
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 1:02:23 pm PDT #20105 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I stopped at the little convenience store around the corner to buy some peanut butter to make sesame noodles for dinner, but the peanut butter was on the second floor of the store, and I couldn't really handle the stairs, so I bought some dirty rice mix and a can of black beans, which were on the first floor. Definitely a good choice. Yum.
Toddson - May 21, 2010 1:05:04 pm PDT #20106 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps the socks are acting as shoe condoms and preventing Fluevog breeding program?
Ginger - May 21, 2010 1:12:22 pm PDT #20107 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I suspect the socks and Fluevogs are having fun times with each other, rather than the church-approved relations for the purposes of procreation.
Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2010 3:57:00 pm PDT #20108 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn, I want to yell "GO PUKE IN YOUR APARTMENT" to guys walking by making loud retching noises loudly, followed by self-amused conversation, but I suspect that will just encourage the douches to do it on the spot.
DCJensen - May 21, 2010 4:59:45 pm PDT #20109 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Has anyone seen the new Cheeseburger network site "Historic lols"?
They have a large quantity of old pictures and paintings to caption.
Examples:
Sean K - May 21, 2010 5:11:21 pm PDT #20110 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I seriously hate everything today. Just two days ago, I replaced the hard drive on my laptop, as it had crapped out. Now my display has crapped out. Don't need this. Can't afford this.
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 5:22:54 pm PDT #20111 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
{{{{{Sean}}}}}}
Tpyo Boy, lots of ~ma for your friend, and some for you, too. (Yeah, I know there's a typo there, left it on purpose.)