Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
... in bed!
Maybe I've always been here.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 21, 2010 11:32:29 am PDT #20099 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
-t - May 21, 2010 11:58:35 am PDT #20100 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I wonder what Fluevogs would consider sexy music.
You can leave your hat on
Aims - May 21, 2010 11:59:14 am PDT #20101 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sometimes, I really dislike our tenants. I try to understand that they are special needs and have issues unlike the whoa. But sometimes? Shut. Up. You would not try to pull the shit you are trying to pull with a for-profit landlord. Because you know if you did, you'd be out on your ass.
I especially don't like it at fucking 5:00 on a FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
DCJensen - May 21, 2010 12:07:49 pm PDT #20102 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I have no sound on my Google Pac-Man game. I am sad.
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 12:18:23 pm PDT #20103 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I know that I bought three pairs of black socks in January. I need black socks to wear with my interview clothes. I can find exactly one black sock. Where did the other five go?
Connie Neil - May 21, 2010 12:33:24 pm PDT #20104 of 30000
brillig
They're with the Fluevogs in the velvet-lined box, listening to sexy music.
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 1:02:23 pm PDT #20105 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I stopped at the little convenience store around the corner to buy some peanut butter to make sesame noodles for dinner, but the peanut butter was on the second floor of the store, and I couldn't really handle the stairs, so I bought some dirty rice mix and a can of black beans, which were on the first floor. Definitely a good choice. Yum.
Toddson - May 21, 2010 1:05:04 pm PDT #20106 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps the socks are acting as shoe condoms and preventing Fluevog breeding program?
Ginger - May 21, 2010 1:12:22 pm PDT #20107 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I suspect the socks and Fluevogs are having fun times with each other, rather than the church-approved relations for the purposes of procreation.
Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2010 3:57:00 pm PDT #20108 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Damn, I want to yell "GO PUKE IN YOUR APARTMENT" to guys walking by making loud retching noises loudly, followed by self-amused conversation, but I suspect that will just encourage the douches to do it on the spot.