Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - May 21, 2010 9:45:36 am PDT #20084 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I assume you just roll it up in a strip of moose bacon.

Preferably made from the one that Aims bit the sister of.


Aims - May 21, 2010 9:57:58 am PDT #20085 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YES!


sj - May 21, 2010 10:03:50 am PDT #20086 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, Aims. I'm sorry you are still having trouble with your uncle. Definitely stay away from him.

I found my glasses, and the water is almost running clear again! This means I will actually get to go out with a friend tonight, and I probably won't have to kill anyone.


Aims - May 21, 2010 10:15:41 am PDT #20087 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

And sj - I'm glad things are going a little bit better in what looked to be an otherwise craptastic day.

But if you do find yourself needing commit hari kari, let me know. I'd totally fly you out here.


Atropa - May 21, 2010 10:17:49 am PDT #20088 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I tried growing my own fluevogs once, but the deer ate 'em.

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.


sj - May 21, 2010 10:20:28 am PDT #20089 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Empress, I'll let you know, but I already have quite a few candidates here.


Aims - May 21, 2010 10:32:33 am PDT #20090 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.

HATE THAT.


Aims - May 21, 2010 10:33:13 am PDT #20091 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Today, the part of RIO will be played by Aimee

FUCKO!


Vortex - May 21, 2010 10:38:51 am PDT #20092 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.

have you tried sexy music?


Strix - May 21, 2010 10:44:36 am PDT #20093 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Candy's dandy, bit liquor's quicker...