Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - May 21, 2010 10:17:49 am PDT #20088 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I tried growing my own fluevogs once, but the deer ate 'em.

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.


sj - May 21, 2010 10:20:28 am PDT #20089 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Empress, I'll let you know, but I already have quite a few candidates here.


Aims - May 21, 2010 10:32:33 am PDT #20090 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.

HATE THAT.


Aims - May 21, 2010 10:33:13 am PDT #20091 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Today, the part of RIO will be played by Aimee

FUCKO!


Vortex - May 21, 2010 10:38:51 am PDT #20092 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I keep leaving my Fluevogs alone together in pretty velvet-lined boxes, hoping they'll mate and make NEW Fluevogs for me. So far, no luck.

have you tried sexy music?


Strix - May 21, 2010 10:44:36 am PDT #20093 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Candy's dandy, bit liquor's quicker...


Hil R. - May 21, 2010 10:59:24 am PDT #20094 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Do I rest now so that I'll be wide awake tomorrow to do laundry and pack my suitcase and stuff, or do I do the laundry and cleaning now so that I can rest tomorrow?


Strix - May 21, 2010 11:02:19 am PDT #20095 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Can you put in a load of laundry and clean till it's done, then put it in the dryer and nap?


Toddson - May 21, 2010 11:07:25 am PDT #20096 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

On the bus this morning, there was a young man (teens, high school age I think). He had his iPod in one ear, a phone in the other, and was using one of the ledges to draw and color a picture on (multi-tasking! we haz it!). From his conversation - which was, unfortunately, quite loud, it sounded like he'd been making adventurous sandwiches for friends. At one point he said, "to achieve greatness you have to take some risks," and in response to something a bit later, "it's not like I'm experimenting on baby kittens!"

sounds like he's on the way to being one of us


Atropa - May 21, 2010 11:26:06 am PDT #20097 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

have you tried sexy music?

No. I wonder what Fluevogs would consider sexy music. Other than "These Boots Were Made For Walking", that is.