"Meldrick says you tend to have crabs."
"Excuse me?"
"For dinner. I didn't mean..."
Numfar! Do the dance of joy.
Elder ,'Power Play'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - May 21, 2010 7:03:46 am PDT #20046 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 7:08:05 am PDT #20047 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Baby bobcats, old enough to chase each other! [link]
Hil R. - May 21, 2010 7:09:44 am PDT #20048 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Thanks!
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 7:15:31 am PDT #20049 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And now they are napping.
sj - May 21, 2010 7:24:33 am PDT #20050 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Today is made of fail. There was a water main break, so our water is running brown, so no shower, no laundry etc. And I cannot find my glasses which I need in order to drive to the pharmacy and pick up some medical supplies that I am out of. Bah!
Aims - May 21, 2010 7:25:24 am PDT #20051 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Heh. I went over to my old house last night to drop off a check for the final water bill to my uncle.
Dude.
He was SO MAD at me. Like, I could feel the anger radiating off of him. He would barely look at me and when he did, he looked like he was barely restraining himself from hitting me in the face. I don't think I will be seeing him by myself anymore. Not that I have any reason to see him from here on out, but still. He's mentally ill and mentally unstable and I'd just really rather not put myself in a situation where I might have to defend myself.
Nora Deirdre - May 21, 2010 7:28:00 am PDT #20052 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
He was SO MAD at me. Like, I could feel the anger radiating off of him. He would barely look at me and when he did, he looked like he was barely restraining himself from hitting me in the face.
What POSSIBLE justification could he even think he has to be angry at you?
Sigh- I just was thinking about going out for lunch but I am sooo not motivated. Lounging with the cats in bed is really bad for that, it seems.
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 7:28:54 am PDT #20053 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Wait, Aims, was he angry because you were paying for your water bill? Or for a discernible reason? I'm concerned for you, so yes please, do avoid him unless you have back-up.
{{{sj}}} hope your day gets better soon.
Aims - May 21, 2010 7:37:11 am PDT #20054 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What POSSIBLE justification could he even think he has to be angry at you?
Because we screwed him. We just up and moved out for no reason, we didn't clean the house to white glove specs, we didn't repaint the house all neutral colors, we only paid him $1000 for the last two months we were there instead of $1800, we weren't out by midnight on the 1st, we participate in a consumerist society and don't believe in kibbutz-style societies, we contributed to the economic downfall of the US and now Greece, because I told him he was full of shit and that I knew he hadn't paid the property taxes on the house in almost two years which I also told his daughter. (That was probably wrong of me. But I did it when I was pissed because he had been telling our family and his kids this stuff.)
None of these are sane reasons and not really close to the truth. Though it was totally me who came up with the idea of sub-prime loans and packaging them into shitty deals and selling them as securities for people to make money off of before everyone and their mother got right fucked by high interest rates and underwater property values. I'll totally cop to that.
And also, Windows 7 was my fucking idea, posers.
Gudanov - May 21, 2010 7:39:06 am PDT #20055 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Though it was totally me who came up with the idea of sub-prime loans and packaging them into shitty deals and selling them as securities for people to make money off of before everyone and their mother got right fucked by high interest rates and underwater property values. I'll totally cop to that.
I always thought that was Jesse.