Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - May 13, 2010 2:05:14 pm PDT #19303 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The main thing I remember was that the "meat" was gray. I don't remember eating any, but while I spent a chunk of my childhood in that hospital, it was always as a visitor.


Sean K - May 13, 2010 2:18:48 pm PDT #19304 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My head is all soft like a baby's bottom. You know you all want to rub it.

I'd let you.


Barb - May 13, 2010 2:26:21 pm PDT #19305 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'd let you.

If I go to LA at the end of July, I'm SO taking you up on that offer.


Hil R. - May 13, 2010 2:32:39 pm PDT #19306 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been playing around with a new remote that I bought for my netbook, so that I can click through slides in a presentation without having to be right at the keyboard. Technology is fun, even when it's just a remote with five buttons.


omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 3:18:23 pm PDT #19307 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hil, I'm with you. I've been printing from my laptop to the printer in the office. Tech that's been around for awhile, but new to me. Love it!

Just did a touch up on my head. It's all soft and smooth now.I should go try to put a little more sun on it now.
Yes please. It was spooky-Casper-white the other day. Sexy, but spoooky. Don't forget some sunblock. Scalps burn easier than regular skin (so I'm told).

ION- I changed my MagicJack phone number. If you add a letter at the end, it works out to be something worthy of Diablo Sound: job-ex-8-devil. I'm thinking it says something about SCR. That job, that I am ex from, ate the devil.

I've lost motivation to work today, stupid DMV. Grrr. Tomorrow I start at the new job. At 8:30 AM. Dear dog that's early.


Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:19:47 pm PDT #19308 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck. I should have known better than to find out.


sj - May 13, 2010 3:20:45 pm PDT #19309 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck. I should have known better than to find out.

eHarmony is wrong. Also, I don't know if I said it earlier, but I meant to say the shaved head looks great!


omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 3:21:02 pm PDT #19310 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

suck what? As long as you can find someone that likes that to be sucked, you are golden!


Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 3:21:05 pm PDT #19311 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck.

eHarmony sucks! How dare they diss you!


Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:24:13 pm PDT #19312 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I appreciate that you were attempting humor, omnis, but that was really just about the worst possible thing you could have said just now. Thanks.