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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 13, 2010 3:20:45 pm PDT #19309 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck. I should have known better than to find out.

eHarmony is wrong. Also, I don't know if I said it earlier, but I meant to say the shaved head looks great!


omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 3:21:02 pm PDT #19310 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

suck what? As long as you can find someone that likes that to be sucked, you are golden!


Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 3:21:05 pm PDT #19311 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck.

eHarmony sucks! How dare they diss you!


Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:24:13 pm PDT #19312 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I appreciate that you were attempting humor, omnis, but that was really just about the worst possible thing you could have said just now. Thanks.


Hil R. - May 13, 2010 3:24:19 pm PDT #19313 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck.

eHarmony is wrong.

I am getting ridiculously impatient about job stuff. I'm just about certain that this school will hire me -- I know that they're hiring two people, and they've only invited two for campus interviews -- but I'm just antsy until I actually have the contract.


Jessica - May 13, 2010 3:33:17 pm PDT #19314 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought eHarmony was well-known for rejecting atheists and liberals. (Not 100% of the time, of course, but IIRC the site was initially set up to match up middle-America family values types with each other.)


brenda m - May 13, 2010 3:34:49 pm PDT #19315 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I've heard the same thing.


smonster - May 13, 2010 3:42:21 pm PDT #19316 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I have heard the same and known more than one other friend who was rejected. They do suck and that stuff is why I've stuck to Match and OKC.


omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 3:45:11 pm PDT #19317 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sorry Sean. My humor. It's not always funny. You know what I mean. You are far from suck. You are a good man. And if some computer tells you otherwise, clearly it was poorly programmed.


Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:51:49 pm PDT #19318 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I may be a little sensitive about it right now.

I knew going in what the eHarmony bias and likely result was going to be. Shouldn't have even tried.

I've never gotten a single hit or even a reply from anyone on match or OKC. Or any kind of online dating.

Ever.