I appreciate that you were attempting humor, omnis, but that was really just about the worst possible thing you could have said just now. Thanks.
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:24:13 pm PDT #19312 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hil R. - May 13, 2010 3:24:19 pm PDT #19313 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just got informed by eHarmony how much I suck.
eHarmony is wrong.
I am getting ridiculously impatient about job stuff. I'm just about certain that this school will hire me -- I know that they're hiring two people, and they've only invited two for campus interviews -- but I'm just antsy until I actually have the contract.
Jessica - May 13, 2010 3:33:17 pm PDT #19314 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I thought eHarmony was well-known for rejecting atheists and liberals. (Not 100% of the time, of course, but IIRC the site was initially set up to match up middle-America family values types with each other.)
brenda m - May 13, 2010 3:34:49 pm PDT #19315 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've heard the same thing.
smonster - May 13, 2010 3:42:21 pm PDT #19316 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have heard the same and known more than one other friend who was rejected. They do suck and that stuff is why I've stuck to Match and OKC.
omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 3:45:11 pm PDT #19317 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sorry Sean. My humor. It's not always funny. You know what I mean. You are far from suck. You are a good man. And if some computer tells you otherwise, clearly it was poorly programmed.
Sean K - May 13, 2010 3:51:49 pm PDT #19318 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I may be a little sensitive about it right now.
I knew going in what the eHarmony bias and likely result was going to be. Shouldn't have even tried.
I've never gotten a single hit or even a reply from anyone on match or OKC. Or any kind of online dating.
Ever.
Sophia Brooks - May 13, 2010 3:53:11 pm PDT #19319 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Sean, I don't comment here much, but you are one step ahead of me... I have never even tried. On any site. So good for you for putting yourself out there!
Calli - May 13, 2010 3:53:52 pm PDT #19320 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yeah, eHarmony told me they could never ever match me up. To hell with 'em.
Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 3:57:01 pm PDT #19321 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sean, the only replies I've ever gotten on any of the dating sites were from guys who were obviously just trolling for anything female, and didn't even read my profile. Don't take it to heart, hon; it has nothing to do with *you*.